>
> "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
> natural, wholesome things that money can buy." * Tom
> Clancy
>
> "You know "that look" women get when they want
> sex? Me neither." * Steve Martin
>
> "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
> have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
> * Woody Allen
>
> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for
> a date on Saturday night." * Rodney Dangerfield
>
> "There are a number of mechanical devices which
> increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
> Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." *
> Lynn Lavner
>
> "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your
> dog vacation at the taxidermist." * Matt Barry
>
> "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
> rope." * Camille Paglia
>
> "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
> The other eight are unimportant." * George Burns
>
> "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can
> fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone
>
> "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no
> matter what she's reading." * Steve Jobs
>
> "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess"
> on it., so I said "Thyroid problem?'" * Arnold
> Schwarzenegger
>
> "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a
> sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men
> dressed like black pimps." * Tiger Woods
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
> son-of-a-bitch." * Jack Nicholson
>
> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks
> or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no
> matter how bad it is." * Barbara Bush (Former US
> First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense
> of humor!)
>
> "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to
> rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." *
> Robin Williams
>
> "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I
> think of it as the only time of the month that I can
> be myself." * Roseanne
>
> "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a
> place." * Billy Crystal
>
> "According to a new survey, women say they feel
> more comfortable undressing in front of men than
> they do undressing in front of other women. They say
> that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men
> are just grateful." * Robert De Niro
>
> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are
> reporting that many men are having allergic
> reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
> severe swelling. So what's the problem?" * Dustin
> Hoffman
>
> "There's very little advice in men's magazines,
> because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show
> me somebody naked.'" * Jerry Seinfeld
>
> "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
> find a woman I don't like and just give her a
> house." * Rod Stewart
>
> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain
> and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a
> time." * Robin Williams
> "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
> natural, wholesome things that money can buy." * Tom
> Clancy
>
> "You know "that look" women get when they want
> sex? Me neither." * Steve Martin
>
> "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
> have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
> * Woody Allen
>
> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for
> a date on Saturday night." * Rodney Dangerfield
>
> "There are a number of mechanical devices which
> increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
> Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." *
> Lynn Lavner
>
> "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your
> dog vacation at the taxidermist." * Matt Barry
>
> "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
> rope." * Camille Paglia
>
> "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
> The other eight are unimportant." * George Burns
>
> "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can
> fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone
>
> "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no
> matter what she's reading." * Steve Jobs
>
> "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess"
> on it., so I said "Thyroid problem?'" * Arnold
> Schwarzenegger
>
> "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a
> sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men
> dressed like black pimps." * Tiger Woods
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
> son-of-a-bitch." * Jack Nicholson
>
> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks
> or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no
> matter how bad it is." * Barbara Bush (Former US
> First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense
> of humor!)
>
> "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to
> rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." *
> Robin Williams
>
> "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I
> think of it as the only time of the month that I can
> be myself." * Roseanne
>
> "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a
> place." * Billy Crystal
>
> "According to a new survey, women say they feel
> more comfortable undressing in front of men than
> they do undressing in front of other women. They say
> that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men
> are just grateful." * Robert De Niro
>
> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are
> reporting that many men are having allergic
> reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
> severe swelling. So what's the problem?" * Dustin
> Hoffman
>
> "There's very little advice in men's magazines,
> because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show
> me somebody naked.'" * Jerry Seinfeld
>
> "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
> find a woman I don't like and just give her a
> house." * Rod Stewart
>
> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain
> and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a
> time." * Robin Williams
