B, next time you're in that family scene and Tony's Fat Kid won't give up the remote, think of a creative way to give him a few Bonus Plays.
Like, if this guy drains this putt, I'll give you five bucks.
Once he's got $10-15 on him, begin gambling with him on the next drive, the next batter, the next football play etc
Even if you "lose" $20-30 you get the satisfaction of Tony and FakeBoobMrsTony saying, "Where did you get that $30??"
"Uncle Bookie gave it to me from our gamlbing on the football game!! Uncle Bookie rocks steady!!"