Conan,
YOu need to get away from I-5 bro. All those Cali freaks migrating north is the cause for all the astro turf lawns and toofless moufs. (lol)
Come drive out in the gorge (columbia river/central oregon) and you'll find paradise. There's alotta stuff out here us hicks don't have to deal with thats driving you people crazy. You can get an enormous house out here for less than 125k too!
If memory serves me correct your down by Springfield?
Dude, you are in the butthole of Oregon. Allergy central, tree hugger, rain forest, trailer park, heaven man. Migrate to the northeast & never look back.