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Man cuts off penis, eats it

MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

The Associated Press
 

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Whoa
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Man, what a problem that would be. No more hallucinatory pills for me
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If he was smart he would have had Randal Simon come over to tenderize the meat first ... bang! bang! bang!

We all know about people putting their foot in their mouth but this is ridiculous!
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Hanibal would be proud.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> If he was smart he would have had Randal Simon come over to tenderize the meat first ... bang! bang! bang!
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LMFAO
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How did that joke go?.............Lorina Bobbit's sister also attmepted to cut of here boyfriend's Penis, but failed as he awoke after slicing halfway through. The police have charged her with a "Mis~de~weiner".........
 

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Hache - <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"Mis~de~weiner"......... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!!
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Right about now Kobe Bryant wishes he would have cut his off penis before June 30th.

He would have never been able to finish allllllll of it!
 

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man, them pills this guy got rock, in my time of lsd i used to have them screwed up fantasies of screwing angelina jolie or some other hollywood crack whore, only to sober up and find it was my local barmaid, every single fvcking time for weeks on end. Well, at least i ve slept with many a good looking hollywood crack whore via my just plain looking barmaid.
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