I had a buddy that had absolutly the worst beer goggles in the entire world. One night he picked up a pair of twin that were the ugliest two girls I have seen in awhile. They really didnt add up to a 4 together. He thought it was so awesome that he was bringing home twins.
The rest of the year if you were hitting on a ugly girl you were said to have
"VINNIE VISION"
The rest of the year if you were hitting on a ugly girl you were said to have
"VINNIE VISION"
Amsterdam summer of 1991.
I was so baked off of space cakes that I was really interested in a local dutch chick. I was drooling over this blonde chick. thought she was amazing. even had the balls to tell my friends to take a picture of us for the memories. she had two friends and wanted us to go with them to their house outside of the city. My boys said no and I couldn't understand why. I still decided to go. crazy and exciting at the same time.
well, i traveled 1 hour north of amsterdam to a town called emmen. we went back to her place and had a great night of sex. woke up the next day and couldn't believe the" class A coyote arm "that I had scored with. I called my hotel and spoke to my boys and said that they not need to bother to come out and visit. I made a lame excuse and left the chick.
to this day, my boys have a picture of me with the biggest grin (like Fritz the cat) hugging a nasty dutch chick before I took the next train out of town.
she was a zero! at least I still get 1 point for a foreign chick in a foreign land that I didn't pay for.
Beware of space cakes. It is worse than beer goggles.
Sol II
I was so baked off of space cakes that I was really interested in a local dutch chick. I was drooling over this blonde chick. thought she was amazing. even had the balls to tell my friends to take a picture of us for the memories. she had two friends and wanted us to go with them to their house outside of the city. My boys said no and I couldn't understand why. I still decided to go. crazy and exciting at the same time.
well, i traveled 1 hour north of amsterdam to a town called emmen. we went back to her place and had a great night of sex. woke up the next day and couldn't believe the" class A coyote arm "that I had scored with. I called my hotel and spoke to my boys and said that they not need to bother to come out and visit. I made a lame excuse and left the chick.
to this day, my boys have a picture of me with the biggest grin (like Fritz the cat) hugging a nasty dutch chick before I took the next train out of town.
she was a zero! at least I still get 1 point for a foreign chick in a foreign land that I didn't pay for.
Beware of space cakes. It is worse than beer goggles.
Sol II
