John's wife was deaf, so in order to communicate with her, he had to use sign language. They soon got quite confused whenever either of them wanted to have sex. They made up a sign of their own for the action, and then the husband explained through signing, this to her:
"When I want to make love, I will touch your left breast."
She nodded in understanding.
"When I do not want to make love, I will touch both of your breasts."
She nodded again.
"When you want to have sex, you pull on my wanker once."
She smiled shyly and nodded.
"But when you don't want to have sex, just pull on my wanker 357 times."
"When I want to make love, I will touch your left breast."
She nodded in understanding.
"When I do not want to make love, I will touch both of your breasts."
She nodded again.
"When you want to have sex, you pull on my wanker once."
She smiled shyly and nodded.
"But when you don't want to have sex, just pull on my wanker 357 times."
