But on the other hand, if one must be an idiot, I think one can take pride in going all the way. Then you can say, "I took no half-measures; I was a complete and total moron!"
well, a real idiot wouldn't have even apologised, so there you have it, you got a long way to go until complete and utter idiocy, may i suggest an inspiring web site if you ever decide to pursue such an endeavour: www.dubyaspeak.com