Dumbest things you have done this year

[Timetopay]

Lets hear them.

Stop with the "Im sharp and dont fuck up" shit for one thread

Let see if we can get each other to stop the stupidity for the coming year. Can be gambling,relationship,job related,or any damn thing.

I even want to see guys like Fish who dont fuck up tell us a fuck up. You buy a jar of peanut butter 10 cents to much? Trashmen come to early one day before you make the dumpster?

This time of year we hear resolutions or what people are thankful for. Lets think back to 08 and figure out where we just think "WTF"

I will be back in a bit to say a few of mine. :sad3:

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

I got back with the wife just to have the bitch kick me out again and get me thrown into jail for a couple of days...hno:

 

[Timetopay]

I got back with the wife just to have the bitch kick me out again and get me thrown into jail for a couple of days...hno:

Beautiful that is what I am looking for. :aktion033

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

Well there you go!

 

[RupertPupkin]

every night before I go to bed I stash my weed somewhere different , thinking this is a brilliant spot , then when I wake up , it usually takes me about 15 mins to find it ...

 

[JakeT.]

every night before I go to bed I stash my weed somewhere different , thinking this is a brilliant spot , then when I wake up , it usually takes me about 15 mins to find it ...

haha reminds me of the time i stashed $200 in my heating vent while wasted so the girlfriend wouldn't find it. in the morning it had fallen down into the vent and i never saw it again.

 

[Seymour]

I do alot of dumb shit - recently, played FIU instead of FAU and called Matchbook to complain that they must have made a mistake

 

[shats]

One week this season I bet on the Detroit Lions.

 

[Timetopay]

Fellers great ones.

But with the whole economy falling apart no one remodeled and took out an equity line and house is under water, quit a job and got a new one only to be fired,bought a stock and its bankrupt.(these are not mine yet,just examples)

Give something worthwhile. I misplaced weed. come on

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

Mine was good!

 

[shdw01]

i lost $400 in online blackjack today

 

[shdw01]

and I even topped the first stupid move....chased it on the magic and the spurs

 

[1cheater]

every night before I go to bed I stash my weed somewhere different , thinking this is a brilliant spot , then when I wake up , it usually takes me about 15 mins to find it ...

Get yourself a police dog Rup

 

[1cheater]

ooops

 

[Inactiongirl]

Get yourself a police dog Rup

Hahahaha~!

 

[Buster]

got caught cheating on a very lovely young girl...with someone that quite frankly was a fat pig skank and in her 40's...i was drunk that day..

happened back in april and quite possibly could rank right up there with the dumbest things i ever done in life,much less this year...

oh well....life goes on...

 

[$tinky]

Went to N.O. / Green Bay MNF game. Great trip, flew out there for like $76 bucks each for me and the gf. Stayed at Harrah's and actually quit a little bit winner playing craps.

All I heard all week was it was gonna be a high scoring game bla bla bla. So Mr smart guy contrarian, was gonna go against everybody. I bet $500 unit bet (action points) on under with no limit. Go look up the score if you want to know how fn stupid I am.

Had 50 yard line seats two rows from bottom and i wanted to vomit by half time.

easy come easy go

 

[JakeT.]

My new place has free tanning beds so the girl we live with wanted to go and I went to. I never have been tanning before but oh well, I was bored and pasty white. She puts me in there for 15 minutes and the moral of the story is that my frank and beans have been sun burnt the last week and a half.

 

[BadCo]

I was having problems with my hand held at work which is very frustrating as don't get paid by the hour.

So I call systems support and get a voice mail.

Leave my message and waiting I call back and say into the voice mail that I'm waiting here playing with my nuts.

How fucking stupid as was going to say dick but caught my self and came up with nuts.

The voice mail was sent to VP of company and he ripped me a new one saying the consequences would be swift and severe.

Sat around for two days hoping they just suspend me in stead of fire me.

Wound up they just wrote me up,and union rep said all along don't worry about it but still,pretty stupid huh?

 

[Timetopay]

Some good shit fellers. Glad to know alot of us in same boat


Here is one of mine

Sometime with birth of daughter in March I decide I love kids much more than adults and want to work with children in some capacity.

So I got back to college to finish degree and get into elementery ed. Online School paying $1300 a class. Wife out of work for baby,5 of us to feed, I decide its a good time to concentrate on college instead of my 13 year insurance career where i make or made real good dough.


Income starts dropping quickly and cant pay $2600 every 5 weeks for school.

So now cant finish degree and lost a bunch of clients


hno: