DUKE Flop Academy Application...Pretty Funny!!!

[frankthetank+]

Found this on-line...thought I would share.

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Duke University Flopping Camp
[FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]June 21-25, 2008 Durham, NC
[/FONT][/FONT]<TABLE dir=ltr cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=7 width=1302 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top colSpan=2 height=7>Applicant Information Personal Information
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Last
[FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]First
M.I.
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[FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]Address:
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Street Address
[FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]Apartment/Unit #
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City
[FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]State
ZIP Code
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[FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]Home Phone:
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[FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]Alternate Phone:
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[FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]E-mail Address:
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[FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]Social Security Number or Government ID:
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[FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]Birth Date:
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<TABLE dir=ltr cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=7 width=485 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top height=7>Applicant Must Answer "Yes" to Each Question to Attend Camp
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Are you white? _________________________ Do you lack athletic ability? _______________________
Does your offensive "game" consist of standing outside the three point line? _______________________
Are you adept at tripping? ___________________ Are you a lil’ floor-slapper? _____________________
Do you pee sitting down? ___________________ Do you want to be a Duke Assistant Coach? ________
Would Dick Vitale label you a "Winner"? ________ Do you like Italian Soccer? _____________________
Do you spend the majority of the game looking at your man’s back? _________________

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<TABLE dir=ltr cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=7 width=364 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top height=6>Please Answer Below (used for roommate compatibility) :
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1) [FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]Your favorite Duke flopper is [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial](circle one): [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]Shane Battier Greg Paulus Steve Wojciechowski Other
[/FONT][/FONT]2) [FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]Your favorite announcer is [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial](circle one): [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]Dick Vitale Mike Patrick Please don’t make me choose
[/FONT][/FONT]3) [FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]You are defending on a fast break, with your opponent going for a lay-up you:
[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]Slap at the ball as your opponent goes by Wait until your opponent is in the air, and then throw your body under him
Undercut your opponent’s legs and then collapse in a heap Take a pair of nuts to the face as your opponent dunks on you
[/FONT][/FONT]4) [FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]After your teammate performs a successful flop, you:
[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]Pump fist feverishly Look at Coach K and exchange knowing smiles
Save image of the flop in your "masturbatory memory box" Hug as many men as you can
[/FONT][/FONT]5) [FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]The best way to describe your play is [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial](circle one): [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]"Scrappy" "A coach on the court" "Hard-nosed"
[/FONT][/FONT]6) [FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]You wet the bed [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial](circle one): [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial,Arial][FONT=Arial,Arial]Frequently Always
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[DA_MOSS]

I am a Huge Duke fan, but that shit is funny as hell!!

Pretty accurate too...haha

 

[6figure]

Hilarious

 

[krk1030]

speaking of flops, there goes 1 right now.

 

[WildThing]

Ya well all these unathletic white kids are beating the hell out of 5 nigs on Fla St.

 

[DA_MOSS]

Ya well all these unathletic white kids are beating the hell out of 5 nigs on Fla St.

its still funny.. and those 5 white, unathletic guys are usually ranked in the top 10 EVERY year..

I still laugh everytime I read it though..

GOOO DOOK!!

 

[rollywood]

Coach K. only recruits kids that come from a two parent home.I heard that on local sports talk radio.

 

[Jetplane]

That was pretty good lol

 

[Georgiaboy]

Texas will give Duke problems