(dr waxmans report) state of beantownjim

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS TODAY I WENT TO SEE DR. WAXMAN AND I GOT SOME PRETTY BAD NEWS.ACCORDING TO DR. WAXMAN BEANTOWNJIM WONT BE GAMBLING MUCH LONGER HE WILL BE BETTING THE GAMES WITH THE BOYS UPSTAIRS IN HEAVEN hno: WAXMAN SAID I WAS A PRIME CANIDATE FOR A HEART ATTACK I AM 48 YEARS OLD 5'11 AND I WEIGH 245 MAN I KNEW I WAS PUTTING ON WEIGHT BUT THIS IS AS BIG AS I HAVE EVER BEEN.I AM NOT A FAT SLOB I WORK OUT WITH WEIGHTS BUT I HAVE NOT BEEN DOING ENOUGH CARDIO EXCERSISE.BOYS MY BLOOD PRESURE WAS 146 OVER 88 WICH WAXMAN SAYS IS BORDERLINE DEATH.BOYS I SUPPOSE MY BLOOD PRESSURE WAS RAISED WHEN WAXMAN WANTED TO FEEL MY PENIS AND COUGH AND THEN TAKE A SAMPLE FROM MY ARSE.BOYS DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE BENDING OVER IN FRONT OF A J-W DOCTOR WHO I THINK MIGHT HAVE GAY TENDENCIES :shocked:

WAXMAN ASKED ME WHAT I DO FOR EXCERCISE AND IF I SMOKED.I TOLD HIM I LIKE AN OCCASIONAL CIGAR AND I LIKE TO GAMBLE ON THE GAMES.HE TOLD ME I HAVE TO MUCH STRESS IN MY LIFE.BOYS WAXMAN REALLY LEVELED WITH ME TODAY I HAVE TO CHANGE MY HABITS OR YOUR BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM MIGHT BE GAMBLING WITH JIMMY THE GREEK UPSTAIRS.I JUST HOPE IF ANYTHING DOES HAPPEN TO ME I CAN GET A BOOKIE UP IN HEAVEN JESUS CHRIST I AM GOING TO BE BUMMED OUT IF I GO TO HEAVEN AND FIND OUT I CANT GAMBLE.

BOYS STARTING TOMORROW I AM GOING ON A STRICT DIET I CANT GIVE UP GAMBLING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THINGS ARE GOING GOOD AND THE CIGARS WELL I ENJOY THEM WHILE I AM WATCHING MY GAMES.

BOYS I GUESS MY LOVELY WIFE STILL LOVES ME TOMORROW FOR BREAKFAST I AM HAVING A BOWL OF FIBER ONE CEREAL AND A SALAD FOR DINNER.BOYS I HAVE TO CHANGE MY LIFESTYLE I ALREADY TOLD THE FELLAS SUNDAY I CANT GO TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND WATCH THE GAME.I HAVE TO LOSE 20 POUNDS BEFORE MY NEXT VISIT TO SEE DR. WAXMAN HE WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN IN APRIL.

WILHEIM IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME I AM LEAVING YOU IN CHARGE OF MY ONLINE AFFAIRS YOU CAN TALK THEM OVER WITH DOUG HE KNOWS ALL MY ACCOUNT INFORMATION IF I CROKE I WANT YOU TO INFORM DOUG TO CASH OUT MY DOUGH AND MAKE SURE HE DOUBLES DOWN MY BALANCE IF I WIN I COLLECT IF I LOSE HELL TELL LARRY I WILL CATCH UP WITH HIM UPSTAIRS IN HEAVEN.

I KNOW WAXMAN WAS SERIOUS TODAY HE DIDNT BRING UP MY CO PAYMENT 30 DOLLARS I GUESS HE DIDNT WANT TO GET MY HEART RACING SO HE LET IT GO THAT WAS PRETTY NICE OF THE CHEAP J-W.

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

ORLANDO 125 INDIANA 100 WITH 5 MINUTES TO GO THATS THE WAY I LIKE TO WIN AN OVER BET

I GRIN :>Grin> WHEN I WIN

 

[michael777]

wait till you get waxmans bill,you blood pressure will shoot way up

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

I JUST LOST 200 DOLLARS PLAYING ONLINE BLACKJACK IF THAT ISNT THE MOST FIXED GAME I DONT KNOW WHAT IS.EVERYTIME THE DEALER GETS A FACE CARD SHOWING AND YOU HAVE A 13 OR 14 WHAT A F-CKING RIGGED GAME.I DONT KNOW WHY I WASTE MONEY FOOOLING AROUND WITH THE ONLINE FIXED BLACKJACK GAMES.WHAT A F-CKING JOKE NOW MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS 160/85 :neenee:

 

[Cusipz]

Ask shdw01 to teach you how to play the online blackjack...

 

[barman]

5 yards and repeat the down for Excessive Use of "boys" in your post tonight.

Hopefully you'll get better and not Croke.

d1g1t

 

[oldmanTED]

Jim:

A blood pressure reading of 148 over 88 isn't even high blood pressure. However, being 245 pounds standing at 5'11" is about 60 pounds overweight. You seriously need to exercise daily and knock off the cigars as they will clogged your arteries and lead to lung cancer, emphizema or a heart attack.

 

[michael777]

good advice ted,c'mon jim,get in shape,we need you around therx

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

HEY TED ALL I KNOW IS WAXMAN SAID TO ME IF I DONT GET MY BLOOD PRESSURE DOWN BEFORE MY NEXT VISIT I AM GOING TO BE ON MEDICATION TO CONTROL MY BLOOD PRESSURE.

WILHEIM YOUR UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE I AM LEAVING YOU IN CHARGE OF MY ONLINE AFFAIRS THAT MY LOVELY WIFE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT.MY OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS I WANT YOU TO CLOSE THEM WHEN I AM GONE I DONT WANT GUYS LIKE PATRICK MCIRISH TO GET A HOLD OF THEM AND HAVE HIS NEPHEW RUN UP A BIG TAB ON CREDIT.I WILL BE UP IN HEAVEN AND THE BOOKIES WILL BE AFTER ME FOR LOST WAGES WITH INTEREST hno: WILHEIM YOU ARE UNDER STRICT ORDERS CLOSE MY OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS PROTECT THE GOOD NAME OF (BEANTOWNJIM) I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED AS A STAND UP GUY.

WILHEIM TELL DOUG ID ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME I WANT TO DOUBLE DOWN ON A BET OF HIS CHOICE HE HAS MY INFORMATION IF I WIN I WANT AN UPGRADE ON MY CASKET IF I LOSE TELL MY LOVELY WIFE TO GO TO STAPLES AND BUY A BIG CARDBOARD BOX.THESE ARE MY LAST ONLINE REQUESTS.BOY ITS A SCARY THOUGHT KNOWING MY ONLINE ESTATE IS IN THE HANDS OF DOUG AND WILHEIM.MAYBE I CAN CHANGE MY TRUSTEES BEFORE ITS ALL OVER I NEED A HIGHROLLER LIKE JJGOLD TO MAKE MY LAST BET.

 

[Seymour]

Jim, knock the fork out of your hand.

 

[ParlaysStoleMyMoney]

Lose those 20 pounds BEANTOWNJIM! What would I do without being able to read your posts?

 

[mrcrash]

If you are serious, get healthy and focus on life and not attention.

 

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

Get well soon! The Nigerians are pulling for ya.

 

[ScottL]

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE BENDING OVER IN FRONT OF A J-W DOCTOR WHO I THINK MIGHT HAVE GAY TENDENCIES"

Jim I don't see what the problem is. Just do what you ordinarily do when Johnny knockdown or Yuri bends you over.

 

[mrcrash]

He is a big joke, he wants attention for some reason. It's sad that we respond to him, It's even more sad that the mods have not banned him for his continued racists comments. I guess popularity(even if it's based on outlandish behavior) is more important than being a racist.

 

[3peet]

JIM! Get off that bullshit, online blackjack! Are you kidding me? Everytime I get hot with a string of hands and minimum bets, I up my bet to $50 or $100. You know what happens? The dealer beats my 19's and hard 20's!!!!!!!

They're fuckin watchin man. BOL on the weight loss. I should do the same.

 

[ScottL]

Jim I sent you a 12 pack of Philly Cheesesteaks. Have they arrived yet?

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

SCOTT L. YOU WOULDNT BE SCOTT LANDAU :think2: FROM MAJOR WAGER FAME WOULD YOU.WITH THOSE ONE LINERS I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED.MAYBE I CAN EAT THE STEAKS BUT I WILL HAVE TO PASS ON THE CHEESE.


BOYS BAD DAY FOR THE DIET YESTERDAY I WAS STARVING MYSELF UNTIL ABOUT 3 IN THE AFTERNOON THAN I SAID F-CK THIS I WENT OVER TO THA HONG KONG EXPRESS AND HAD A #6 FRIED RICE,BEEF WITH ONIONS,AND AN EGG ROLL,THE ONLY GOOD THING WAS I ORDERED A DIET COKE :drink:

 

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

SCOTT L. YOU WOULDNT BE SCOTT LANDAU :think2: FROM MAJOR WAGER FAME WOULD YOU.WITH THOSE ONE LINERS I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED.MAYBE I CAN EAT THE STEAKS BUT I WILL HAVE TO PASS ON THE CHEESE.


BOYS BAD DAY FOR THE DIET YESTERDAY I WAS STARVING MYSELF UNTIL ABOUT 3 IN THE AFTERNOON THAN I SAID F-CK THIS I WENT OVER TO THA HONG KONG EXPRESS AND HAD A #6 FRIED RICE,BEEF WITH ONIONS,AND AN EGG ROLL,THE ONLY GOOD THING WAS I ORDERED A DIET COKE :drink:

:nono5:

 

[Grog]

I JUST HOPE IF ANYTHING DOES HAPPEN TO ME I CAN GET A BOOKIE UP IN HEAVEN JESUS CHRIST I AM GOING TO BE BUMMED OUT IF I GO TO HEAVEN AND FIND OUT I CANT GAMBLE.

I wouldn't worry about Heaven, I'm pretty sure that's not your final destination.