Costa Rica Cop: Hello Russian Cop? Yes hackers are picking up money at western union today can you stop them?
Russian cop: Oh yes, ahhhhh, that money never made it to western union.
Costa rica cop: are you sure? western union here says it was picked up a few hours ago.
Russian cop: ahhh, let us check on that... how much did you send? $30,000 US? hmmm that is more than I make in 10 years... I'll make sure these hackers keep up the good work... I mean I'll get to work on these hackers.