Does anyone have any recent funny BTJ posts?

[TheKinz]

I need a laugh..

 

[steaktartar]

the last funny one was yuri and the lawn mower......5 years ago or so

 

[stef]

The guy is attention whore jack ass IMO.

 

[louisvillekid]

just read the sunday comics in your local paper.

 

[ScottL]

^^

Yeah, "The Born Loser."

 

[mrcrash]

If you want to read racist comments that you find funny, just try a google search.

 

[billhill999]

As big as an attention whore as you'll ever meet on the 'net.
1 out of 5 posts were amusing, the other 4, garbage.
Do a search on him here if you want.

 

[BronxCheer+]

he's different is all I can say!!

 

[X-Files]

I need a laugh..

One day, this kid came home from school with a homework assignment. His
assignment: To tell the class the next day the difference between theory
and reality. He asked his father for help. "Dad, what's the difference
between theory and reality?" "That's easy, son." the father replied. He
gestured to his son to go ask his sister a question. "Go upstairs and ask
your sister if she would sleep with any guy for a million bucks." The kid
went upstairs and asked his sister, "Hey, Sis! Would you sleep with any guy
for a million dollars?" His sister gave a disgusted look and yelled,
"Pervert!" Then casually continued, "Of course I would, fool. Are you
stupid? It's a million bucks!" The kid quickly ran downstairs to tell his
dad. "Dad, dad, she said yes, yes she would sleep with any guy for a
million bucks." Then the dad said, "Now go ask your mother the same
question." The kid ran back upstairs and asked his mom, "Mom, would you
sleep with any guy for a million bucks?" The mom answered, "Of course!
That's allot of money!" The kid then ran back downstairs again to tell his
dad. "Dad dad, she said yes, yes she'll sleep with any guy for a million
bucks!" Then his dad mildly answered, "You see, son, that's the difference
between theory and reality. In theory, we're living on a gold mine. In
reality, we're living with two whores!"

 

[DIRECTVPOLICE]

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=576053&highlight=yuri:lol:

 

[cocktailsnlongshots+]

One day, this kid came home from school with a homework assignment. His
assignment: To tell the class the next day the difference between theory
and reality. He asked his father for help. "Dad, what's the difference
between theory and reality?" "That's easy, son." the father replied. He
gestured to his son to go ask his sister a question. "Go upstairs and ask
your sister if she would sleep with any guy for a million bucks." The kid
went upstairs and asked his sister, "Hey, Sis! Would you sleep with any guy
for a million dollars?" His sister gave a disgusted look and yelled,
"Pervert!" Then casually continued, "Of course I would, fool. Are you
stupid? It's a million bucks!" The kid quickly ran downstairs to tell his
dad. "Dad, dad, she said yes, yes she would sleep with any guy for a
million bucks." Then the dad said, "Now go ask your mother the same
question." The kid ran back upstairs and asked his mom, "Mom, would you
sleep with any guy for a million bucks?" The mom answered, "Of course!
That's allot of money!" The kid then ran back downstairs again to tell his
dad. "Dad dad, she said yes, yes she'll sleep with any guy for a million
bucks!" Then his dad mildly answered, "You see, son, that's the difference
between theory and reality. In theory, we're living on a gold mine. In
reality, we're living with two whores!"

good shit...aint it the truth too

 

[TheKinz]

ok I will follow along..Shortest Fairy Tale Ever

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl... 'Will you
marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and went fishing and
hunting and played golf and sailed a lot and drank beer and
scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet
seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

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[RupertPupkin]

I grin when I win , Screw the Nigerians , and Lenny from Cascade fukked me ... Where should I start ?