Does anybody else think Matt Garza is a tool?

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He sort of reminds me of this cocky tool I knew in college, and he sort of reminds me of that cocky tool that was Billy Madison's rival in Billy Madison.

Keep spitting you twitchy, preppy fag maggot. If I was a baseball player ( I was a football player), I'd just look for a reason to charge the mound on that tool and bash his fucking gonzo nose so it caved in.

I don't know why, but he just pisses me off.:think2:
 

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Remember Chris Bosio?
He used to have that shit eating grin on his face before every delivery, I know what you are saying.
 

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He sort of reminds me of this cocky tool I knew in college, and he sort of reminds me of that cocky tool that was Billy Madison's rival in Billy Madison.

Keep spitting you twitchy, preppy fag maggot. If I was a baseball player ( I was a football player), I'd just look for a reason to charge the mound on that tool and bash his fucking gonzo nose so it caved in.

I don't know why, but he just pisses me off.:think2:
I take it you're on the sox tonite.:laugh:
 

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I married a devout Sox fan, I asked her if she's going to watch the game tonight, she said, 'Why?, the Rays always beat us'.
Well not always, but I get her drift.
 

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Matt Garza is not amused by your thread.

<img src="http://www.brewerfan.net/images/playerpix/amateur/matt_garza.jpg">
 

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He's always twitching, touching his face, spitting, jerking around, and yes, has that slight shit eating grin on his face. He reminds me of those preppy, skinny, necklace wearing, sandles flopping fags in college that thought they were cool.


I'd like to have a V is for Vendetta moment against that long pinachhio nose of his.
 

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It's not just you. Rumor has it part of the reason the Twins traded him was because he was a headcase. :):)
 
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Garza's shutting the Powerful Boston Redsoz offense down right now!
Good thing Tampa Bay is making up for it so I hit my over next run!
 

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It's not just you. Rumor has it part of the reason the Twins traded him was because he was a headcase. :):)


Maybe he is going to be the pitcher that goes off the deep end and thinks he's a chicken... Just starts flailing his arms, balking, and running his right foot back every few seconds.

fucking tool. :laugh:
 
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My neighbor is a tool! I piss him off, but he's too afraid to confront me. Then when his buddy's are over, he tries to get them to help call me out. Tool!

Anyway, longoria, pena scored!

tb/bos over!!!
 

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http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/01/05/cubs-reportedly-close-to-acquiring-matt-garza/

Cubs reportedly close to acquiring Matt Garza

Bob Harkins
Jan 5, 2011, 2:18 AM EST




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The Chicago Cubs are close to making a deal to acquire starting pitcher Matt Garza from the Tampa Bay Rays, according to Gordon Wittenmyer of the Chicago Sun-Times.
The report, which did not mention what players the Rays might be seeking in such a deal, said that the Cubs became frontrunners to acquire Garza after the Texas Rangers signed free agent pitcher Brandon Webb and tossed a bunch of money at Adrian Beltre.
Garza, who was 15-10 with a 3.91 ERA over 204.2 innings last season, would solidify a Cubs rotation that already includes Carlos Zambrano, Ryan Dempster and Carlos Silva. The 27-year-old has shown flashes of brilliance, throwing a no-hitter against the Detroit Tigers last July 26, and a one-hitter in 2008.
But he hasn’t harnessed those talents on consistently as the Rays might have hoped, and is also due a nice raise in arbitration from the $3.35 million he made in 2010, making him a valuable trade commodity for cost-conscious Tampa Bay.
 

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My opinion is he is way too inconsistent. I usally stay away from games when he is on the hill as he does tend to be expensive. Can certainly be dominant at times and yet for the stuff he has he can just as easily get lit up. Also when he gets hit early, he usually contines to get hit.
 

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garza seems like he would either be really fun to hang out with or a complete dick who you would get in a fight with.
 

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