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tijuana dirtbag
One to start a rap career as a gangster from Miami.
One to eat a Big Texas cinamon roll
One to run for President
One to surf Galveston and tell out of towners to 'go on back to where y'all came from'
One to start a fight at a gas station in West Texas when the greyhound breaks down.
One to go hunt illegal immigrants running across his ranch.
One to stare at the Dallas Cowgirls.
One to wear a huge hat in crowded busses.
And one to screw in the lightbulb.
okay I'm not funny.
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Nah, just two, the third one goes to get tacos for everybody.
Unless the third one is Vanilla Ice, he runs into the store to get tacos, and gets into a fight with a Cowgirl for knocking over a Don't Mess w/ Texas sign, and then gets arrested by an MP for sagging.
Huh Huh???