Dodgers vs. Texas In-Game

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One to start a rap career as a gangster from Miami.
One to eat a Big Texas cinamon roll
One to run for President
One to surf Galveston and tell out of towners to 'go on back to where y'all came from'
One to start a fight at a gas station in West Texas when the greyhound breaks down.
One to go hunt illegal immigrants running across his ranch.
One to stare at the Dallas Cowgirls.
One to wear a huge hat in crowded busses.
And one to screw in the lightbulb.
:laugh:okay I'm not funny.

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Nah, just two, the third one goes to get tacos for everybody.

Unless the third one is Vanilla Ice, he runs into the store to get tacos, and gets into a fight with a Cowgirl for knocking over a Don't Mess w/ Texas sign, and then gets arrested by an MP for sagging.

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Huh Huh???
 

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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by tijuana dirtbag
One to start a rap career as a gangster from Miami.
One to eat a Big Texas cinamon roll
One to run for President
One to surf Galveston and tell out of towners to 'go on back to where y'all came from'
One to start a fight at a gas station in West Texas when the greyhound breaks down.
One to go hunt illegal immigrants running across his ranch.
One to stare at the Dallas Cowgirls.
One to wear a huge hat in crowded busses.
And one to screw in the lightbulb.
:laugh:okay I'm not funny.

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Nah, just two, the third one goes to get tacos for everybody.

Unless the third one is Vanilla Ice, he runs into the store to get tacos, and gets into a fight with a Cowgirl for knocking over a Don't Mess w/ Texas sign, and then gets arrested by an MP for sagging.

sagging-pants.jpg


Huh Huh???

Then America's Most Wanted shows up and tapes all of it!!!
 

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dodgers are going to do the rangers a favor and shut them out this time lol
 

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Brutal. Have to double up on TEX tommorow. LAD got a gift tonite. So far.
 

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LAD will take this series.. LAD has the best record in baseball and at low juices these days, they are a HOT bet...
 

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