Documenting (Lack Of) Sex with Your Wife

[Defying]

Came across this today, a man documents every time he tried to initate sex and the excuse that was given....

Would your list look like this? Or Have a higher successrate?

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[kidman232]

me and my new girlfriend are complete opposites of that, I think once or twice in the last 3 weeks, we have actually not had sex or oral

 

[Defying]

I think MikeB's favorite excuse to use is "I'm still a bit tender from yesterday"

 

[MikeB]

I think MikeB's favorite excuse to use is "I'm still a bit tender from yesterday"

I do hear that from my wife

How long have you been married Defying?

 

[Defying]

I do hear that from my wife

How long have you been married Defying?

Weird, I could swear I overheard you say that to ScottCarter




Married... 3 years, together 7

 

[MikeB]

Weird, I could swear I overheard you say that to ScottCarter


Married... 3 years, together 7

I don't want to get too personal but do you bite the pillow when he is giving it to you? I heard somebody say that once. I mean, I'm not trying to pass judgement on your lifestyle or anything but that seems kinda odd to me.

 

[MikeB]

Congratulations by the way, I'm sure you two had to overcome a lot of obstacles. Was it a Civil Union, or are you two guys really married?

 

[Defying]

Congratulations by the way, I'm sure you two had to overcome a lot of obstacles. Was it a Civil Union, or are you two guys really married?

VA is behind the times.

 

[aceduecetrey]

me and my new girlfriend are complete opposites of that, I think once or twice in the last 3 weeks, we have actually not had sex or oral

Key word is "girlfriend". You see, she is still on commission right now, once you get married she goes to salary and things change.

 

[Acebb]

Honestly, these 2 people seem to deserve each other. I can't imagine having to beg for sex or ever documenting such begging.

On the flip side, Now a woman has shared her own detailed sex diary of all the excuses her husband gave to not have sex with her.

http://guyism.com/humor/wife-sex-diary-better-than-sex-spreadsheet.html

I've never understood these low sex drive guys. At all.

 

[rolltide]

3 times in 5.5 weeks and this dude is bitching? he must be in the 78th percentile for married couples

 

[PigskinArmor]

Key word is "girlfriend". You see, she is still on commission right now, once you get married she goes to salary and things change.

lol. Funny way to put it!

 

[Shub]

Key word is "girlfriend". You see, she is still on commission right now, once you get married she goes to salary and things change.

lol.

 

[Cyyyyk]

Why the fuck would anyone want to have sex with their wife anyway?

 

[Mr_Mark]

 

[PigskinArmor]

lol!

 

[Defying]

Key word is "girlfriend". You see, she is still on commission right now, once you get married she goes to salary and things change.

 

[slapshot]

number one excuse

No I told you to get a girlfriend

she's at work

well I guess you need another one that works a different shift hno:

 

[MikeB]

VA is behind the times.

I'm not sure what you mean but I'm sure it was funny.

 

[CHOPTALK]

this is a number of days old, posted on deadspin and a number of other outlets

The more disturbing part is that it alludes to a subreddit called DeadBedrooms, http://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms
which basically is a forum of 150K members who talk about their nonexistent sex lives with spouses.

Wow man thats brutal.
LOL