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My girl is a fan of vampires for whatever reason and always complains that she needs more vampire movies so I found a list of the top 15 vampire movies ever but I've only seen a few of them. Any insight into these choices?

15. Underworld (2003)


What? This movie was about vampires? With Kate Beckinsale looking amazingly hot in leather, it’s hard to notice much else. She could have been eating a ham sandwich dressed in leather and it still would have been entertaining. Oh yeah, and there are some werewolves too.
14. Near Dark (1987)


Adrian Pasdar is a cowboy who gets the hot girl… only she’s a vampire who sinks her teeth in and turns him into a bloodsucker who must learn to kill to survive. What can we say? Love really sucks sometimes.
13. Fright Night (1985)


Is pre-Herman’s Head William Ragsdale’s handsome next door neighbor a vampire? Chris Sarandon plays the charming bloodsucker neighbor, while Roddy McDowall gives a fun turn as a veteran horror movie star.
12. Blade I (1998)/Blade II (2002)


Wesley Snipes kicked a lot of vampire ass in the Blade series as one crazy ripped comic book half human/half vampire superhero. Blade II brought the cool factor a la director Guillermo del Toro. And c’mon - Kris Kristofferson? Nuff said.
11. The Lost Boys (1987)


It’s campy. It’s got the two Coreys when they were still considered teen hunks and at their peak of semi-coolness. Plus Keifer, Jason Patrick and a kick ass soundtrack. Lost Boys offered up a little bit of fun and creepiness in a great little package. A true 80s vampire staple.
10. Salem’s Lot (1979)


Suspenseful. Chilling. These are just a couple of words to describe the uber-creepy Salem’s Lot, a miniseries movie based on a novel by the horror king – Stephen King. Vampires take over a small town and even though the special effects are a little cheesy, those vampires are frakkin scary!
9. Vampires (1998)


The name says it all, but it comes from John Carpenter, who knows a thing or two about the horror genre (Halloween still gives us nightmares). James Woods leads a team of vampire hunters – aiming to wipe out the bloodsuckers like the ones who did his parents in when he was a kid. Revenge is so sweet – and bloody.
8. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)


Bram Stoker’s Dracula was Francis Ford Coppola’s vision of the classic vampire tale, bringing us stars of the day Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves. And while they certainly aren’t the best actors on the block, the drama and costumes were something of a masterpiece. Gary Oldman puts in the premiere Count Dracula performance, while Sir Anthony Hopkins plays vampire hunter Van Helsing.
7. 30 Days of Night (2007)


Good grief, were these vampires ever thirsty. Like – really, really thirsty. A month of permanent darkness in Alaska, a group of hungry bloodsuckers – and the residents are trapped. Even the trusty sled dogs have been done in by vampires! Pure horror and fun for gore lovers.
6. Interview With the Vampire (1994)


When Brad Pitt was up-and-coming and Tom Cruise was not yet a certifiable Scientology whack job, Interview with the Vampire offered up a cinematic take on Anne Rice’s epic novel, featuring a very young Kirsten Dunst with a taste for blood. While many pointed out the homoerotic themes of Interview, it had a new take on vampires, including Louis’ inner struggle and aversion to killing to satisfy his need for blood.
5. Shadow of the Vampire (2008)


Willem Dafoe channels Nosferatu in Shadow of the Vampire, which manages to weave wit and horror in a scary dramatic mix. Dafoe and Malcovich give performances that draw you in - once you get “sucked” in, there’s no returning from the shadow of this vampire.
4. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)


Yeah, this is pure camp. But it’s funny as hell and besides, what of value has Kristy Swanson done since? (Shut your mouth if you said Skating with Celebrities) Paul Reubens shakes off his Pee Wee Herman persona and a whiny Luke Perry rounds out the cast in this vampire cult classic that was responsible for bringing Buffy to the small screen.
3. Dracula (1931)


Bela Lugosi is synonymous with Dracula – his Hungarian accent made Dracula the image we all think of today: “I vant to suck your blood.” You can’t have a list of great vampire movies without including this 1931 Lugosi classic.
2. Nosferatu (1922)


Nosferatu may just very well be the creepiest movie of all time. Yeah, it’s from 1922, but good god how sickeningly creepy is Count Orlok with his long fingernails? He’s a cutie, huh? Count Orlok definitely wins the award for most desperately in need of a manicure on our list.
1. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)


Who can forget the pure sex appeal of Salma Hayek as a vampire queen doing a snake dance? Directed by Robert Rodriguez and co-written by Quentin Tarantino, From Dusk Till Dawn starred George Clooney and Tarantino (acting is definitely not his strong point) as bank robbing bros on the run. Features one of the greatest mid movie plot shifts of all time. Gory, campy and fun, From Dusk Till Dawn definitely is the best vampire movie of all time.
 

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jake first day back......save this good stuff for down the road........dont blow early
 

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JAKE, as you well knew when you created the Topic, most every vampire story sucks at least a little

ba-rump-bump

I've seen all of the above and agree they constitute the Top 15, though I might order them a bit differently.

Bram Stoker's DRACULA is my favorite

Barman Jr and I just rewatched Interview With the Vampire last month and it holds up real well.

Missing on here is VAN HELSING, starring Hugh Jackman and also featuring Kate Beckinsale in full and limber glory
 

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Have you been watching True Blood on HBO? It's some really good stuff. If your girl likes vamps she will love this.
 

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UNDERWORLD 1 AND 2 are both good. Yes, Van Helsing is another good one. Kate Beckinsale is f'n hot as hell.
 

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From this list BramS Drac the best but very adult. The original Nosferatu is as creepy a movie as you will ever see, wouldn't give you a nickel for half this list though. If you like the gothic vampire flix, get anything produced by Hammer Studios from late 60s/70s - they were all great it seemed. A good forgotten vamp flick is House of Dark Shadows based on old horror soap - very good and gory. FWIW, original Drac w/Bela L is most overrated movie ever, no chills or thrills whatsoever - lameO

the other one I have to mention is Andy Warhol's Dracula. THis has been on Showtime recently and it is the worst acting I've ever seen and it is hilarious. Again, it may not be for daughter but you need to watch this and just laugh your ass off SERIOUSLY!! It is the Plan 9 from OUter Space of vampire movies.
 

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This is a good thread with which jake trys to earn his bread...although it would have had an xtra zing if you had done it in October..try a Christmas movie thread..

until i die

outload i must cry

when i think of dracula..I see mostly

bela lugosi



 

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Any of you older fuks have the now extinct Aurora company Dracula model as a young turd?

You could buy it at the corner drugstore for two quarters and now its worth hundreds

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The Salma Hayek stripping scene alone makes From Dusk til Dawn #1.

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Have you been watching True Blood on HBO? It's some really good stuff. If your girl likes vamps she will love this.

Heard lots of good things about this show but it's all been in the last 24 hours or so. Might have to get the movie channels back...
 

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Just buy your girl the entire television boxed sets of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel for Christmas. IMO Buffy was the best show ever on TV.
 

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Oops, forgot this was Jake's list, Salma Hayek stripping is a non-factor. My bad.

:finger:

PS, thanks to everyone who has contributed so far. Good stuff.

Has anyone seen the new one on the list with John Malkovich?
 

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Just buy your girl the entire television boxed sets of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel for Christmas. IMO Buffy was the best show ever on TV.

She has seen both a ton. She watches a ton of boxed sets for TV stuff but hasn't watched nearly as many movies.

Actually she just got done watching Carnival which was actually a pretty cool show from what I've seen. Got canceled after 2 seasons though.
 

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Here are a few you didn't list...

Kindred: The Embraced (TV series)
Innocent Blood
Queen Of The Damned
Embrace Of The Vampire (Allysa Milano nude)
The Forsaken
Bloodrayne
Bloodrayne 2
From Dusk Til Dawn 2
From Dusk Til Dawn 3
Vampire Clan
Vampire In Brooklyn
The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe
 

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