not that I would ever do this, but here is a thought and I know for a fact that this works
get 4 friends and legitamately sub to dtv, sub to all channels available, als get sports packages that you would like, I know a person that gets all movie channels , all the sports channels and also gets mlb package, nfl sunday ticket, ncaa gameday football, and ncaa basketball package and the hd channel package. they each pay 650$ per year and after reciever is activated they just take the reciever to their house, the only drawback is you will need your own dish at your house, they will question why no phone line hooked up but that is easy nowadays as you can say you do not have a land line and just have a cell phone, you will not be able to order ppv but thats the only drawback