I bet myself $50 that I could beat myself i na race around the house. I won the first time, which is to say I lost, so then I offered double-or-nothing to try to win it back. Since I was already up and a little winded, I turned down the double-or-nothing offer. Then I offered myself a handjob for $50, which worked out great because I got my $50 back and got a handjob to boot.
Phaedrus