Dez cuts fingers slicing up carrots for soup

[Betallsports]

FRISCO, Texas -- Dez Bryant is one of the best wide receivers in the NFL. His chef skills need some work.


Bryant said he cut the middle and ring fingers on his right hand while cutting carrots for some soup, but he called it "extremely, extremely minor."


Bryant was on the practice field Wednesday for the Cowboys' lone practice of the bye week, but he did not catch any passes.


He has missed the past three games with a tibial plateau fracture in his right leg but has already said he would play when the Cowboys return to action Oct. 30 against the Philadelphia Eagles. Bryant had hoped to play last week against the Green Bay Packers, but he was held out in hopes of him being closer to 100 percent.


In the portion of practice open to the media, Bryant looked his quickest and fastest since suffering the injury Sept. 25.


"He's got a cut on the inside of his hand, so he wasn't able to catch balls today," coach Jason Garrett said. "He did a good job moving around, though. I think he's feeling better and better and better."


Might the team need to hire Bryant a chef?


"Yeah," Garrett said with a smile, "we've got to address that somehow."

 

[ML Dog]

Well were there any decent restaurants in Texas maybe this wouldn't have happened. Maybe this will inspire Texans to learn how to cook. They have Cows there, right? They act like they have Cows there. If they do actually have Cows there someone needs to inform Texans that Cows can be made, like, into Steaks and....Barbecue. Not sure how it is that Rexans managed to avoid figuring this out yet, its common knowledge everywhere else.

 

[tatehill2000]

Hmmm... I don't believe it...

 

[Bourn]

Neosporin

 

[Bourn]

Well were there any decent restaurants in Texas maybe this wouldn't have happened. Maybe this will inspire Texans to learn how to cook. They have Cows there, right? They act like they have Cows there. If they do actually have Cows there someone needs to inform Texans that Cows can be made, like, into Steaks and....Barbecue. Not sure how it is that Rexans managed to avoid figuring this out yet, its common knowledge everywhere else.

Dallas has top new notch restaurants I promise you. Who the fuck eats soup? People like Wilbur eat soup. He should be having a woman cook for him. Wtf is wrong with people?

 

[Redagger029]

 

[Willie99]

why are the same people always doing stupid things

 

[Killer_Demo]

Nahm sayin?

 

[Illini]

Dez Bryant is Suzie Homemaker cooking homemade soup? Can't they come up with a better lie?

 

[pete7713]

 

[Akillies]

its more likely dez has never made soup in his life

 

[KingEleven]

You guys are weird..why is it hard to believe someone is making soup? You don't think rich and/or famous people cook?

 

[HarryCaray]

Well were there any decent restaurants in Texas maybe this wouldn't have happened. Maybe this will inspire Texans to learn how to cook. They have Cows there, right? They act like they have Cows there. If they do actually have Cows there someone needs to inform Texans that Cows can be made, like, into Steaks and....Barbecue. Not sure how it is that Rexans managed to avoid figuring this out yet, its common knowledge everywhere else.

Areas of Texas I've visited have some great BBQ and of course great steakhouses.

Everything else about Texas blows though.

Except Bourn. Bourn's cool.

 

[Bourn]

Areas of Texas I've visited have some great BBQ and of course great steakhouses.

Everything else about Texas blows though.

Except Bourn. Bourn's cool.

Ha. No ts a great city. You just have to know where to go.

 

[Bourn]

You guys are weird..why is it hard to believe someone is making soup? You don't think rich and/or famous people cook?

I dont believe the story for a second. Sure they cook, but they aren't slicing carrots for soup. Lol

 

[Bourn]

its more likely dez has never made soup in his life

This

 

[KingEleven]

I dont believe the story for a second. Sure they cook, but they aren't slicing carrots for soup. Lol

not.saying.I.know.the.story.is.true,but.to.think.rich.or.famous.people.don't.do.anything.like.slice.carrots.is.just.silly.to.me(sorry.half.the.time.i.am.posting.now.my.spacebar.won't.work.but.only.on.therx.com

 

[Bourn]

not.saying.I.know.the.story.is.true,but.to.think.rich.or.famous.people.don't.do.anything.like.slice.carrots.is.just.silly.to.me(sorry.half.the.time.i.am.posting.now.my.spacebar.won't.work.but.only.on.therx.com

Awesome.post.k11.dez.is.lying.and.yes.i.know.rich.people.cook.

 

[PatsFanatic]

Who would claim to slice their finger cutting carrots for soup, when they didn't.

I mean, was he cutting up a line of coke, and they said, "oh we'll say you cut it slicing carrots for soup thats a good excuse."

 

[Bourn]

Who would claim to slice their finger cutting carrots for soup, when they didn't.

I mean, was he cutting up a line of coke, and they said, "oh we'll say you cut it slicing carrots for soup thats a good excuse."

JJ came up with that I'm sure. Dez fucked up and this is JJ covering it up. Imo