Dell Dude's Suicide Penny Parlay Thread, presented to you by Bank One and MARVIN

DellDude · Jul 26, 2003

I am so due it ain't funny. How else can you explain only a handful of overdraft charges in almost two months?

I've done just enough basically to stay at par, but I haven't been able to nail any birdies and eventually three putted at Sands and Will Hill.

Even though I'm coming off a "three putt" three hundred dollar catastrophe, MARVIN came through for me again and I calculate I can sneak a $5 ACH through without it bouncing.

It's going to be to Cris via Citadel and it's going to be a six teamer. I hit it this thread goes ONLINE.

I lose, thread over.

BallRash · Jul 26, 2003

Journeyman · Jul 26, 2003

Come on Dell 5 bucks? I`d hate to see you nail one with just 5 bucks on the line

DellDude · Jul 26, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
Come on Dell 5 bucks? I`d hate to see you nail one with just 5 bucks on the line

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

$5 is fine. That's all I'll need if I get hot.

CWIS Sportsbook

HOU -170 & o10-115
ARI u9EV
ATL -125 & o10-115
TOR -1½+130
KAN -155 & u8½EV

Amount Risking $5 to win $751

Listed pitcher's that must start...

(J Cruz/T. Redding) Cubs/Astros
(A. Ashby/E. Dessens) Dodgers/D'Backs
(S. Reynolds/Z. Day) Braves/Expos
(P Hentgen/Hendrikson) Orioles/BJ's
(K. Snyder/Bonderman) Royals/Tigers

I'm just posting that because the final confirmation doesn't have them listed. I want to be able to pitcher check after each game starts.

Journeyman · Jul 26, 2003

Is that really a 1-250 chance that will happen?

Dell last year you were playing 2-3-4 teamers with more money to start....Is this smaller amount a new strategy?

Dell, what is the least money you ever turned into a nice roll? Was it Lucky Noir?

Thrillseeker · Jul 26, 2003

I'll get you started...I'm gonna call the Astros and Over for you...Cruz just wrenched a back muscle taking the stinkiest dump in mlb history, so now it's only a 4 teamer...

GL!

DellDude · Jul 26, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
Is that really a 1-250 chance that will happen?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I would say 1-75. Eight teamers are outside my suicide parlay range and I've never hit one but only because I rarely go that high. But I have had 12 and 10 game winning streaks this year, so I am more than capable on any given day.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
Dell last year you were playing 2-3-4 teamers with more money to start....Is this smaller amount a new strategy?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm pretty much done with two and three teamers. The minumum now is four. So far it has backfired because I'm going 3-1 when I do well.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
Dell, what is the least money you ever turned into a nice roll? Was it Lucky Noir? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I still consider the $100 to one badbeat away from $50,000 in one day my greatest performance. But $5 is the lowest amount I've ever turned into $1000 (two times I think), but Lucky Noir was actually a $10 start and I only reached $5000. That along with my INTERTOPS/BoDOG/BigBook $5 to $2800 were probably my two best internet penny runs.

DellDude · Jul 26, 2003

2-0 Astros bottm four. Over looking bad, but it's still early. One crooked run inning and I'll be in good shape.

DellDude · Jul 26, 2003

Well it looks like I'm going to lose but at least I found a replacement penny book for Gamehookers.

Cris is almost too good to be true. They are known for taking heavy action from the Big Hitters but also good for the little guy. This may become my new favorite book...

DellDude · Jul 26, 2003

With only the Braves side not official, I'm calling this parlay 5 wins and 3 losses. I can live with that. It still keeps my confidence for future super duper parlays but doesn't anger me because it came so close.

On another subject, something just happened that takes spamming to a new level. After I logged off the net the last time, I found I had a Rivera Gold Casino shortcut on my desktop.

Phuckers put it there against my will with a popup. But it gets worse. I checked my control panel under "Add or Remove Programs" and found something called "Interstitial Ad Delivery by N-Case".

I tried to remove it but it said I must be on the internet. So I went on and it took me to this website:

Spam Link

You have to download some probably virus or worm filled "uninstaller". My computer warned me not to even try it. It's an executable file.

So I can't even get rid of this thing. This is border line criminal.

Not even porn sites are this bad.