That is the real Dell Dude. I am the real Dell Dude. No, I haven't won a walkoff six figure suicide parlay bet yet. Shocking. It is named the Cwissy Cool Cat x-bet in honour of deceased Sexy Feline, Cwissy, from the Machine shop. Moose ran over her with the forklift. Fuck you, Moose! Also named a straight putt bet in honour of Cwissy.
I will grade it correctly at the end of the year so somebody give me a pity $5 or something on the yes. I don't think there has been any action yet. Closest I came was three losses and thank God it wasn't 1 loss. Dr. Phil with Red Wings game seven last. Had I been undefeated up to that game, $118,000 dagger and then probably a murder/suicide.
I will grade it correctly at the end of the year so somebody give me a pity $5 or something on the yes. I don't think there has been any action yet. Closest I came was three losses and thank God it wasn't 1 loss. Dr. Phil with Red Wings game seven last. Had I been undefeated up to that game, $118,000 dagger and then probably a murder/suicide.
Dr. Phil has become my favourite bet. Basically allows me to go for $100,000 any starting bet amount without having to go all or nothing. I could do it with $10 and still lock in $50, $100, $250 Betting Profit (Creditwagering stiff) at any point during the parlay. Course, with $10, would probably have to pull a 20-0 Billy Sims out of my ass.
T-Bag is named in honour of Prison Break Badboy Theodore Bagwell. Object is to bust betting caps by making multiple correlated straight putts. For parlays, T-Bag is betting same card multiple books for same reason. Also can T-Bag straights multiple books. Latter too are for when you have large bankroll and spread out. Since I currently have bankroll of broke, busted and disgusted, only the generic T-Bag. Going to Treyshaun Prince my betting limit from $150 to $450...
I have 60+ specialty suicide parlay and straight bets
Nadia Comenici
Kirk Gibson
Chauncey Billups
Dr. Phil
Oprah Winfree
Arthur Fonzarelli
Cwissy Cool Cat
mofome
Fergie Frist Class
AK Solid
Wheel of Fortune
Crooked Ass
T-Bag
Tom Delay
Bloop and Blast
mini-burger
Tube Mill
List goes on and on and on. I choose which bet to go with depending on book, bankroll and objective...
Nadia Comenici
Kirk Gibson
Chauncey Billups
Dr. Phil
Oprah Winfree
Arthur Fonzarelli
Cwissy Cool Cat
mofome
Fergie Frist Class
AK Solid
Wheel of Fortune
Crooked Ass
T-Bag
Tom Delay
Bloop and Blast
mini-burger
Tube Mill
List goes on and on and on. I choose which bet to go with depending on book, bankroll and objective...
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