(dear larry) a letter to my bookie

[BEANTOWNJIM]

DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEHOND MY CONTROL (LARRY) MY LOVELY WIFE HAS CUT MY ALLOWANCE MONEY 25% LEAVING ME WITH A SMALL DILEMA.I KNOW YOU WANT YOUR 2,650 BUT LARRY YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED 30 YEARS YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE ONCE THEY HAVE MADE A DECISION ABOUT MY ALLOWANCE MONEY.LARRY YOU HAVE KNOWN ME FOR YEARS AND I HAVE NEVER STIFFED YOU SURE I HAVE BEEN LATE A COUPLE OF TIMES BUT AS THEY SAY ON THE STREETS LARRY THATS THE NATURE OF THE BUSINESS.I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING LARRY JESUS CHRIST HOW COULD A GROWN MAN LIKE BEANTOWNJIM BE SO BROKE THE TRUTH IS LARRY I HAVENT WORKED SINCE 2002 I RETIRED YOUNG LARRY TO ENJOY MY GOLDEN YEARS hno: LARRY I TOLD YOU BEFORE I SHOULDNT BE ON A CREDIT ACCOUNT I HAVE A TENDENCY TO GET OVER MY HEAD. I AM SHUTTING DOWN MY ACCOUNT LARRY AND GOING BACK OFFSHORE WHERE I CAN ONLY BET WITH WHAT I HAVE IN MY ACCOUNT ITS JUST SAFER FOR ME.

IN CLOSING LARRY I GUESS I AM GOING ON PAYMENT PLAN I KNOW YOU GAVE ME A DIME LAST WEEK BUT I WENT OUT AND BLEW IT ON A NEW DRIVER 315 DOLLARS,NEW GOLF SHOES 125,JUST A COUPLE OF SMALL ITEMS I PURCHASED YOU UNDERSTAND DONT YOU LARRY.

BOYS YOU DONT KNOW HOW LUCKY I AM TO HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING BOOKIE LIKE LARRY I'LL PAY HIM BUT I NEED A LITTLE TIME I WANT TO SEND OUT 900 DOLLARS TO AN OFFSHORE SPORTSBOOK TODAY SO I CAN BET THE SUPERBOWL.

I AM DOWN BOYS :WTF: BUT I AM NOT DONE

BOYS I AM GOING TO MAIL THIS LETTER TO LARRY TODAY HE WILL GET IT BY MONDAY HOW DOES IT SOUND

 

[Gravy]

DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEHOND MY CONTROL (LARRY) MY LOVELY WIFE HAS CUT MY ALLOWANCE MONEY 25% LEAVING ME WITH A SMALL DILEMA.I KNOW YOU WANT YOUR 2,650 BUT LARRY YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED 30 YEARS YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE ONCE THEY HAVE MADE A DECISION ABOUT MY ALLOWANCE MONEY.LARRY YOU HAVE KNOWN ME FOR YEARS AND I HAVE NEVER STIFFED YOU SURE I HAVE BEEN LATE A COUPLE OF TIMES BUT AS THEY SAY ON THE STREETS LARRY THATS THE NATURE OF THE BUSINESS.I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING LARRY JESUS CHRIST HOW COULD A GROWN MAN LIKE BEANTOWNJIM BE SO BROKE THE TRUTH IS LARRY I HAVENT WORKED SINCE 2002 I RETIRED YOUNG LARRY TO ENJOY MY GOLDEN YEARS hno: LARRY I TOLD YOU BEFORE I SHOULDNT BE ON A CREDIT ACCOUNT I HAVE A TENDENCY TO GET OVER MY HEAD. I AM SHUTTING DOWN MY ACCOUNT LARRY AND GOING BACK OFFSHORE WHERE I CAN ONLY BET WITH WHAT I HAVE IN MY ACCOUNT ITS JUST SAFER FOR ME.

IN CLOSING LARRY I GUESS I AM GOING ON PAYMENT PLAN I KNOW YOU GAVE ME A DIME LAST WEEK BUT I WENT OUT AND BLEW IT ON A NEW DRIVER 315 DOLLARS,NEW GOLF SHOES 125,JUST A COUPLE OF SMALL ITEMS I PURCHASED YOU UNDERSTAND DONT YOU LARRY.

BOYS YOU DONT KNOW HOW LUCKY I AM TO HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING BOOKIE LIKE LARRY I'LL PAY HIM BUT I NEED A LITTLE TIME I WANT TO SEND OUT 900 DOLLARS TO AN OFFSHORE SPORTSBOOK TODAY SO I CAN BET THE SUPERBOWL.

I AM DOWN BOYS :WTF: BUT I AM NOT DONE

BOYS I AM GOING TO MAIL THIS LETTER TO LARRY TODAY HE WILL GET IT BY MONDAY HOW DOES IT SOUND

Sounds like to me that Larry is going to hire 2 Black Thugs to track your sorry ass down and put cement shoes on you and throw your sorry ass in Boston Harbor.But why in the hell would you say that I bought a colf club and shoes with the money and not going to pay him back right away.Doesnt sound smart to me but what the hell do I know.

 

[Vinnie]

Is this guy for real? what kind of fucking man that take allowance from the wife????

Go get a fucking job !!!

hno:hno:hno:

 

[kidslick]

DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEHOND MY CONTROL (LARRY) MY LOVELY WIFE HAS CUT MY ALLOWANCE MONEY 25% LEAVING ME WITH A SMALL DILEMA.I KNOW YOU WANT YOUR 2,650 BUT LARRY YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED 30 YEARS YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE ONCE THEY HAVE MADE A DECISION ABOUT MY ALLOWANCE MONEY.LARRY YOU HAVE KNOWN ME FOR YEARS AND I HAVE NEVER STIFFED YOU SURE I HAVE BEEN LATE A COUPLE OF TIMES BUT AS THEY SAY ON THE STREETS LARRY THATS THE NATURE OF THE BUSINESS.I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING LARRY JESUS CHRIST HOW COULD A GROWN MAN LIKE BEANTOWNJIM BE SO BROKE THE TRUTH IS LARRY I HAVENT WORKED SINCE 2002 I RETIRED YOUNG LARRY TO ENJOY MY GOLDEN YEARS hno: LARRY I TOLD YOU BEFORE I SHOULDNT BE ON A CREDIT ACCOUNT I HAVE A TENDENCY TO GET OVER MY HEAD. I AM SHUTTING DOWN MY ACCOUNT LARRY AND GOING BACK OFFSHORE WHERE I CAN ONLY BET WITH WHAT I HAVE IN MY ACCOUNT ITS JUST SAFER FOR ME.

IN CLOSING LARRY I GUESS I AM GOING ON PAYMENT PLAN I KNOW YOU GAVE ME A DIME LAST WEEK BUT I WENT OUT AND BLEW IT ON A NEW DRIVER 315 DOLLARS,NEW GOLF SHOES 125,JUST A COUPLE OF SMALL ITEMS I PURCHASED YOU UNDERSTAND DONT YOU LARRY.

BOYS YOU DONT KNOW HOW LUCKY I AM TO HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING BOOKIE LIKE LARRY I'LL PAY HIM BUT I NEED A LITTLE TIME I WANT TO SEND OUT 900 DOLLARS TO AN OFFSHORE SPORTSBOOK TODAY SO I CAN BET THE SUPERBOWL.

I AM DOWN BOYS :WTF: BUT I AM NOT DONE

BOYS I AM GOING TO MAIL THIS LETTER TO LARRY TODAY HE WILL GET IT BY MONDAY HOW DOES IT SOUND

* Yawn *

 

[BronxCheer+]

Is this guy for real? what kind of fucking man that take allowance from the wife????

Go get a fucking job !!!

hno:hno:hno:

huh? are you kidding me???? I wish I had the same deal, I have to work my ass off and have never had a chic give me more than a BJ, don't be jealous man
And YES he is for real!!

 

[$tinky]

vomit

 

[gtc08]

he's not being serious. its satire. dumb satire, but i guess it has some appeal to some people.

i will agree though credit is for idiots that cant control themselves and anyone who has a bookie is really in bad shape and should go see a counselor.

 

[BronxCheer+]

he's not being serious. its satire. dumb satire, but i guess it has some appeal to some people.

i will agree though credit is for idiots that cant control themselves and anyone who has a bookie is really in bad shape and should go see a counselor.

bro, I work for betphoenix and he's as real as can come!! no kidding

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

THE ONLY GUY IN THIS FORUM THAT CAN TELL YOU THE REAL DEAL IS DOUG HE HAS MY CREDIT ACCOUNT NUMBER. DO YOU THINK I AM HAPPY ABOUT BEING BURRIED ON A CREDIT ACCOUNT.I GOT SCREWED THE OTHER NIGHT ON THAT ORLANDO AND CLEVELAND GAME IF THAT HAD WON I WOULD HAVE BEEN EVEN OR MAYBE EVEN UP A COUPLE OF DOLLARS FOR THE WEEK.ONE GAME JUST CHANGED MY WHOLE WEEK :shocked:

I AM DONE WITH CREDIT OU812 YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF ME I AM NOT FEELING TO GOOD I NEED A COUPLE OF WINNERS TO BOOST MY SPIRITS.I WILL ONLY BET WITH POST UP MONEY FOR NOW ON

READ MY LIPS :youmad: NO MORE CREDIT ACCOUNTS

 

[Doug]

Jim is indeed down $2685 this week on his credit account, at least he is stopping ( ?) , and not running it all the way to 10k.

I believe he will pay in full, in a month or so. Credit has gotten the best of many people.

 

[$tinky]

Credit has gotten the best of many people.[/quote]


Those people are called fuck ups.

 

[Doug]

I'm, sure Larry would rather see the $900 sent his way, instead of to Betphoenix, it would be a decent start on the debt.

This is why I don't book, or even bet with posters. I'm sure Jim won't drag it out forever, like some guys do.

Maybe Jim can be Larry's butler or something ?

 

[trytrytry]

bean I thought you wre just posting across the street what a great and successful player your were in some banter with Jman..what happened?

 

[5teamparlay]

btj? who you like in the big game...

 

[crzbrave]

Yeah I would leave out the golf club and golf shoes in the letter..hno:

No more credit.:nono5: Tell us the understanding Larrys response when you hear back.:missingte