Dear Abby - I'm stupid!

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DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a
social worker in her mid-twenties.
These two women go everywhere together and I've never
seen a man go into or leave their apartment.
Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity,
foul language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much,
I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.


Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy
who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00
an hour every week for two and a half years.
He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he
drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going
through mental pause.
(this could be my problem, mental pause)

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex
to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex
and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?



And to think that these people can vote!
 

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Those people can't vote. They're all dead. The column is from 1922!
 

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I was kidding Willie. The column isn't really 86 years old.. It came out about the time a VCR weighed about as much as a bowling ball.
 

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