Manny is a pimp, too. So is Pujols. They're just outstanding pure hitters. Something about that isnt intimidating to me. When they stick one in the gap or hit 40 bombs, I just think "well what are you gonna do? Theyre badasses. Thats what awesome hitters do" With Ortiz, mofo just takes HACKS. And he looks like a murderer. He's not really a pure hitter but somehow he manages to crush balls everytime.
I cant help it. David Ortiz homering? American Idol is tomorrow? I cant help but bust out my bunny rabbit this time of the week.
I'll lend it to you for the OC! Queer bait.
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