My wife and I tried to replay the play in my driveway. She pushed me in the side of my back and I hardly moved. That may have been because I weigh 240 and she weighs 110. So, I had my good looking neighbor Paige Siranic come over and she hit me with her large breasts and I fell over with her on top of me. I told her "no harm no foul". She apologized and lifted me up right into her breasts. I couldn't breath for a few minutes so she had to resuscitate me. I'm fine now but wish the refs wouldn't have made the controversial call so I had to experience that with Paige.
