Could you win a pennant with these four starters?

[RPM]

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

that song is a classic!!!

 

[MillenniumSportsbook]

relax, it may just be a bowel movement.

YA THINK?????? Cause I haven't had one of those for at least 10 years!!!!!

 

[MillenniumSportsbook]

that song is a classic!!!

Here's RPM now.....I think it stands for Rocks Per Minute....that he would like to throw at me!

 

[Roxygurl]

hey shrink your attention is needed in the forum.lol.

 

[Roxygurl]

YA THINK?????? Cause I haven't had one of those for at least 10 years!!!!!

its gotta be longer than that millennium cuz your full of sh*t.

 

[MillenniumSportsbook]

its gotta be longer than that millennium cuz your full of sh*t.

Now you don't like me anymore.....is there a shrink in the house???? If he doesn't help me soon I'm going to OD on a quart of Prune juice.

 

[Roxygurl]

Now you don't like me anymore.....is there a shrink in the house???? If he doesn't help me soon I'm going to OD on a quart of Prune juice.

i got some juice for you. ever try hemp ale?

 

[MillenniumSportsbook]

i got some juice for you. ever try hemp ale?

Hemp....wasn't that the paper that the Constitution was written on....heh! Ya didn't know that did you? You think it's just a medicinal thing.....But I guess it would work if I had a problem with my constitution

 

[MillenniumSportsbook]

We're getting off the subject....let's make pretend we're managers of a baseball team.....You have decided to throw a fast pitch up around my chin to "bush" er I mean brush me back....should I bite the dirt....or take one for the team? Should I dig in or back off? How "deep" in the count should I let you go? When do I know I have "struck" out?

 

[Roxygurl]

Hemp....wasn't that the paper that the Constitution was written on....heh! Ya didn't know that did you? You think it's just a medicinal thing.....But I guess it would work if I had a problem with my constitution

then the constitutions in trouble cuz i think el presidente jorge bush is smoking it.:smoker2:

 

[Roxygurl]

We're getting off the subject....let's make pretend we're managers of a baseball team.....You have decided to throw a fast pitch up around my chin to "bush" er I mean brush me back....should I bite the dirt....or take one for the team? Should I dig in or back off? How "deep" in the count should I let you go? When do I know I have "struck" out?

if its the roxy league we swing till we get a hit. its a kinder gentler league.if you take one for the team you better take it DEEEEP for thats all that matters.

 

[MillenniumSportsbook]

if its the roxy league we swing till we get a hit. its a kinder gentler league.if you take one for the team you better take it DEEEEP for thats all that matters.

What shmucks we are....the Shrink starts this whole thread....gets us going....then he sits back in a corner and masturbates over all of this!
What A$$holes we are!

 

[MillenniumSportsbook]

We had a name for a guy like the Shrink when we were growing up....it's called instigator

 

[Roxygurl]

What shmucks we are....the Shrink starts this whole thread....gets us going....then he sits back in a corner and masturbates over all of this!
What A$$holes we are!

me thinks wifey put him on the couch for therapy.lol.

 

[MillenniumSportsbook]

me thinks wifey put him on the couch for therapy.lol.

Ya think she's helping him out?......or is she luded out?

 

[RPM]

he called me. i think he was trying to have phone sex.....

 

[Roxygurl]

i just got a bad call. my best friends dad died earlier today. what a horrible time. he had cancer but they thought they caught it in time. shes such a good person with a great family. why does cancer happen to good people?

 

[Journeyman]

My latest GF's mother is on death's door with leukemia, any day she says...the last GF I had, had Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma....its everywhere.

 

[MillenniumSportsbook]

My latest GF's mother is on death's door with leukemia, any day she says...the last GF I had, had Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma....its everywhere.

Sunday is a real bad day for me as my mom died of Leukemia after only a 6 month battle. Her birthday is also this month....tough month for me indeed. The worst thing is that it's such a horrible suffering f'ckin death....i know first hand from my mom

 

[Journeyman]

Sorry to hear that Millenium.