See Journeyman, a regular Puff Nutts
See Journeyman, a regular Puff Nutts
Uncle I had to cringe when I saw this gem re-emerge...
Thanks for the memories Unc.
Thanks for the memories Unc.
Sorry man, had to remind you of my rappin skillz
Uncle - we should have a freestyle session sometime.....Just so you never forget here you go -
How here's a little story - I've got to tell
About three bad brothers - you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D.
Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land - kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself - without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot - the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl - I ran into a guy
His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy" - he said, "Hi"
He told a little story - that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand - and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry - he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw - I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,
"Now my name is M.C.A. - I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is - it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here - an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand - I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind - he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
"Now I got the gun - you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said, I'll ride with you if you can get me to the
border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this - I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run - the cop's got my gun
And right about now - it's time to have some fun
The King Adrock - that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours the we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.C.A. said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't." - but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy - aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" - and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player's out - the music stopped
His boy had beef - and he got dropped
Mike D. grabbed the money - M.C.A. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.
By the way... my rapping name is Bling Crosby - Myfirst album is due out this summer entitled "Crosby, Skillz & Cash"
How here's a little story - I've got to tell
About three bad brothers - you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D.
Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land - kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself - without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot - the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl - I ran into a guy
His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy" - he said, "Hi"
He told a little story - that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand - and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry - he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw - I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,
"Now my name is M.C.A. - I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is - it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here - an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand - I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind - he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
"Now I got the gun - you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said, I'll ride with you if you can get me to the
border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this - I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run - the cop's got my gun
And right about now - it's time to have some fun
The King Adrock - that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours the we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.C.A. said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't." - but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy - aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" - and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player's out - the music stopped
His boy had beef - and he got dropped
Mike D. grabbed the money - M.C.A. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.
By the way... my rapping name is Bling Crosby - Myfirst album is due out this summer entitled "Crosby, Skillz & Cash"
I'd suck that rack in the first pic though!!
LMAO, another Butternutts classic.
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LMAO, another Butternutts classic.
hahahahah
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> "Crosby, Skillz & Cash" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL
Thanks for the Beastie lyrics, one of my favs from them.
LOL
Thanks for the Beastie lyrics, one of my favs from them.
Congrats jman
UB- most original and funniest thread we have seen here in a long time
UB- most original and funniest thread we have seen here in a long time
LMFAO!!!! This is definitely the funniest shit I have read in these forums.
You're a breed apart, Unks.
Journeyman:
You're well liked in this forum. I wouldn't take Unks too seriously, but remember what they say... don't get mad, get even.
You're a breed apart, Unks.
Journeyman:
You're well liked in this forum. I wouldn't take Unks too seriously, but remember what they say... don't get mad, get even.
What J Man hooked up with Bean Bag Jim?
Shocking News !!
Major Offense here, call in the General....
Shocking News !!
Major Offense here, call in the General....
Hammy
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I'd suck that rack in the first pic though!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL
Sick fuker
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I'd suck that rack in the first pic though!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL
Sick fuker
I know one thing.... I would have left without my shoes if that beast was was in Philly last week
... Brand new Jack Purcell`s too
The more I see this thread the funnier it is...
And that catchy "jingle", what more can I say?
The more I see this thread the funnier it is...
And that catchy "jingle", what more can I say?
And even a YOGURT reference? Unc , how did you know I`d bring yogurt just in case? I hope you get the joke...If not, read the most embarrasing moments thread...
hahahah
journey...
i love the yogurt stuff...
makes me laugh
journey...
i love the yogurt stuff...
makes me laugh
This thread belongs in the RX hall of fame.
I can just picture me reaching behind my back and grabbing for the cup of lukewarm yogurt...N-A-S-T-Y
LOL
Journeyman, you are one sick puppy..
Journeyman, you are one sick puppy..
LMAO
