Congrats, Lander!!!

[WalkofLife]

DickyW got a call from your doctor, he confirmed that you finally got a penis implant -in a surgical manner- but hey, you finally got one. And they also got rid of those 32 cup A breasts too right? Nice... maybe now you will be able to offer your wife some "entertainment", although 2.5 inches don't go a long way, buddy...

Look at me, you're recent to the man's world and here I am raining on your parade. Go lander, BTW, can I post that pic the Dr. sent Dicky? Thanks buddy, I knew you were cool like that:

"See baby, no boobs..."

Oh, BTW, it was bad of me to snatch your lady the same day you married her. Dicky and I promise to return her some time soon... here goes a pic for old times sake:

(Like my mullet?)

She's a fine lady and she's fully trained now... they call her "deep-throat" now...

You don't have to thank me, buddy... I'm just cool like that.

 

[WalkofLife]

Almost forgot, I tried to get mvbski on the phone, but the man was "stuck"...

I'll tell you, to each his own...

 

[mvbski]

 

[Dante]

HOLY ****EN SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dante]

MEMO to self..NEVER under any circumstances MESS with WALK

 

[mvbski]

thats not what you said yesterday to me

 

[mvbski]

LMAO thats a good one walk you just made my day I have been snowbound all day going out of my mind here

I would say we are even

 

[lander]

Walk,
Ok, ok - I admit it - I grew man boobies, but with good reason.

I was trying to get with your wife again, but she's gotten so Butch that I thought boobies would make her feel at home

I know it was wrong, and even a big sick, but you know what they say - once you skank you never go back

Say 'hi' to your wife, Belinda, for me & tell her, it's ok, she really doens't have to return the latex

Then after I got bored with your wife I figured I mights as well take advantage of the circumstatnces and finally fulfill my lifetime dream of getting a photo with Lou in the hottub. I see all those young girls that are out of his league with the big boobies on his website in the hot tub, so I figured I'd have a shot ...

but I guess not, he said he was busy shaving his back hair, or some petty excuse like that

I know, I know - it was some weird stuff man, but it was a dark time in my life. I just got rid of the clap from Dicky's mom and I thought that my life would be destined to bonus whoring Buzz's advertisers. It was depressing man ... I almost turned into Major

, but like a guardian angel you wife really pulled me through it ... I'll never forget her words as I was fishhooking her ... 'Lander, yous gots skills and a big weiner' ... the first part motivated me man. I do have skills, so I'm not going to end up like the Shrink - I'm getting rid of the man boobs and turning into a full scale degenerate, but a winning one

and here I almost am

I am she-male hear me bore

 

[mvbski]

Now that Lander has lost the love of his life I have found him a little help

 

[WalkofLife]

Geeez, Landerette, will you ever crash and burn graciously... your post above is boring, dickhead...

^Lander^

mvbski;

We're far from even, bro. It's a matter of posts quantity... one for one...

 

[mvbski]

walk

mvbski

 

[lander]

What can say bro? You're wife's had more ass than a seat at Lambeu

... even for a horse like me that was all I could do to satisfy the ho

Gotta do what ya gotta do

 

[ladyoracle]

WOW ! I like the snowman !

 

[mvbski]

Thank you

 

[mvbski]

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