Concerning Uno's missing nut

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Me:
will Uno's other nut be waiting for him in heaven when he gets there?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
you are God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
ok keep the continue
 

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NES, when I'm on my deathbed, I will be mad at you for wasting so much time in my precious life!
 

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Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
jesus fucking christ
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
he is your son right?
God:
I only have one son.
Me:
what is his name?
God:
His name is Rich.
 

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How did Uno lose his ball? I heard it was a nasty divorce case and the judge really gave the wife half of everything.
 

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Nes, I am addicted to chatting with god also, he always seems to have the right answer.

d1g1t
 

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Famous people with just one nut throughout history.

Adolf Hitler - Dictator. Fact mentioned in spanish popular science magazine Muy Interesante.
Napoleon Bonaparte - French military commander and dictator; namesake of the Napoleon complex.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Bodybuilder, actor, politician.
Tom Green - Oddball (pun!) actor
Hansie Cronje - South African cricket captain
Hans Lippershey - not sure who he is but only has one nut
John Kruk - Retired professional baseball player for, among others, the Philadelphia Phillies.
Lance Armstrong - Famous Tour de France Champion.



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Adolf Hitler - Dictator. Fact mentioned in spanish popular science magazine Muy Interesante.
Napoleon Bonaparte - French military commander and dictator; namesake of the Napoleon complex.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Bodybuilder, actor, politician.
Tom Green - Oddball (pun!) actor
Hansie Cronje - South African cricket captain
Hans Lippershey - not sure who he is but only has one nut
John Kruk - Retired professional baseball player for, among others, the Philadelphia Phillies.
Lance Armstrong - Famous Tour de France Champion.



wil..


= Wilheim, Rx HEAD MOD!

:nohead:


:drink:

:missingte


:grandmais
 

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Did Hitler have only one testicle?

Among conspiracy buffs, this is what is known as (ahem) the lone-nut theory. But let's get serious. The case of Hitler's missing testicle is one of many bizarre twists in the life of one of history's most bizarre hombres. A bit of doggerel goes something like the following, originally sung by British Tommies during World War II to the tune of the "Colonel Bogey March":


Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two, but very small;
Himmler is very sim'lar,
And Göbbels has no balls at all.

It's customary, of course, for soldiers to impugn the sexual capacities of enemy leaders. (Another verse from the era goes, {Whistle while you work/Hitler was a jerk/Mussolini bit his weenie/Now it doesn't work.}) But the troops may have had some reason to believe Hitler really was playing with a short set, so to speak. As a soldier in the German army during World War I, the future dictator was wounded in the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City><st1:place>Battle</st1:place></st1:City> of the <st1:place>Somme</st1:place>
in October, 1916. Sources differ on the precise location of the wound, but some say it was in the thigh or the groin. Conceivably some anonymous poet in the British Army heard this and used it as the basis for the abovementioned ode, although at this late date it's hard to say for sure.

Go figure.


wil.


 

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BTW I am honored to have Wilheim contribute to one of my RR threads. Hows it hanging boss?
 
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Don't make fun of someone because they have one nut over something that was out of their control.


make fun of them for settling and marrying a fat chick
 

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