I think that is how coldweather speaks in real life.
KFC clerk: May I take your order?
CW: 3 bigmac w/ cheese for me and my clapping friends
KFC: we don't serve bigmacs, this is kentucky fried chicken
CW: 10 pc chicken mcnuggets with french fries to boot.
KFC: we serve chicken, you must have us mistaken for McDonalds
CW: I cannot think straight because you are fat and smelly and are farting a lot, just get me a bucket of chicken.
KFC: Thank you, that will be 18.95.
CW: I have a coupon but this $20 should cover it and I don't even need the discount! We will eat the KFC chicken tonight!
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