after a miserable afternoon, I decided to lay low and go get drunk at a neighborhood party, I'm really good at that
but just so y'all know, this is who I would of had
LSU, back doored with a 6.5 point dawq
Utah, victims of the most fucked up 14 point swing in the history of football. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go look it up
VA, no drama that I'm aware of
and maybe MSU would have been my third epic manslaughter of the day
if there was a pick 6 or a punt return for a TD, or a premature TD celebration enabling the opponent to pick up a football just lying there on the ground and return it 100 yards for an uncontested TD, chances are I was or would have been on it
looked out the window, think it was pouring on my house while the rest of the neighborhood was basking in the sun
my dog ran away with a thief while barking at me
my wife told me my two kids weren't mine
my parents told me I was a mistake, they adopted the wrong baby (didn't even know I was adopted)