CHRISTMAS LAUGH: TOP 10 THINGS A MALL SANTA DOESNT WANT TO HEAR FROM YOUR KID......!!

[bucsfan67]

10. "Remember me? I'm the kid with the weak bladder"

9. "You smell like supermarket gin"

8. "The real miralce on 34th Street would be if they accepted my mom's Mastercard"

7. "I want a 2004 Pontiac Aztek"

6. "Oh, by the way, if I don't get an X-Box, I'm gonna hunt you down, old man"

5. "I'm Jewish"

4. "I love you Kenny Rogers"

3. "Frankly I'm just here to humor my parents"

2. "While I'm talking to you, my mom is shoplifting blouses"

1. "Mom says you're my real daddy"

 

[Dante]

 

[Fishhead]

#11- Your Santa my *ss!

 

[Fishhead]

#11- Your Santa my *ss!

 

[Fishhead]

#11- Your Santa my *ss!

 

[lander]

Fish,
Stop stuttering and collect yourself man - we have some bowl games to cap

 

[bucsfan67]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lander:
Fish,
Stop stuttering and collect yourself man - we have some bowl games to cap

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


lol


by the way, #8 is my favorite...

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

I come to Henley Regatta where old English gentlemen look at young muscley boy in a boat shaped like a man's hràng.

 

[bucsfan67]

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

bucsfan you are making tremendous number of posts since your new appointment. Good job my mans. This was taken from a report I made on Henley Regatte. If you want email me and I will give you details. Thanks be to you.

 

[Railbird]

bad parenting telling the lie of santa claus.

 

[bucsfan67]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Railbird:
bad parenting telling the lie of santa claus.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[JudgeWapner]

Only Railbird could knock the idea of Santa Claus.Now we know what happened to the little girl fron Miracle on 34th st.Grew up to to be RB.

 

[max1234]

LMAO..... Nice one, Judge!

 

[wilheim]

 

[sds]

WHat is the story behind this Borat ? Is he a "character" here or a real poster?
cheers

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Let me answer this one please General. Why do you think I am below you and not dignifird enough to be real person?

I have like everyone else in America. I have television with remote control and it's color too. So I don't think you are too rich for me.

[This message was edited by Borat Sagdiyev on December 24, 2003 at 08:54 PM.]

 

[jammypack]

I think are friend borat has a facination with a little actor named 'Sasha' aka Ali G!

Good on ya guy!

 

[bucsfan67]

i don't even remember posting this....i was looking for my old xmas poem on here somewhere...

 

[barman]

#12 - "Santa, do you want me to fix you some sandwiches?"