Choose your poison . . .

[NFLTrends]

A. Sex with Rosie O'Donnell and your fave NFL or NHL team wins their respective championship that season

B. Sex with Rachel Maddow and your fave NBA or MLB team wins their respective championship that season

C. 8 Hour shift as the "Jizz Mopper" for the seediest and busiest theater in the world and get 2 tickets (best seats in the house) to a championship finals game where two teams you care nothing about play in the sport of your choice

And in choice A and B .... you are NOT allowed to wear protection and must perform oral sex on them for a minimum of 15 minutes

 

[RenoChazz]

It has to be C. No way am I going down on Rosie, and I don't care enough about NBA/MLB to go down on Rachel Maddow. Might do Rachel Maddow to see my team win live though NHL/NFL cause I actually care about those sports, she looks clean at least. Rosie's probably got some STD's for sure, and I bet her pussy is foul.

 

[shdw01]

I would fuck Rosie O'Donnell so good. I don't want to have to sweat the super bowl. Just cigars while the Dolphins (and Rosie) take it all

 

[pocketrockets]

Fuck this shit I'm agnostic

 

[Mobdeeper7239]

I don't judge Tiger Woods but I overstand the mental poison, that's even worser than drugs

 

[HamGlaze]

Rachel?

 

[HamGlaze]

Or Rosie?

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I'd do Rosie O Donnell and tell her how fat and slutty she is the entire time. I'd do alot of girls. Hell in high school, I let a borderline retarded girl blow me a few times. She was good too. Girl prob. blew 100 guys.

 

[loomis41973]

B. Even give her a little extra and hope she brings a lipstick friend.

 

[MikeB]

I think of Rosie when I want to last a little longer.

 

[HamGlaze]

If you like men you'd choose Rachel. If you're into chunky and can get over the Humongous head of Rosie you'd choose Rosie.

 

[pocketrockets]

I think of Rosie when I want to last a little longer.

People understimate how those 5 extra seconds can help your image

 

[RenoChazz]

If you like men you'd choose Rachel. If you're into chunky men and can get over the Humongous head of Rosie you'd choose Rosie.

Fixed it for you, Rosie looks exactly like the dude from impractical Jokers.

 

[NFLTrends]

Id go with the Jizz Mopper, and choose a game 7 in the NHL for the Cup

 

[CHOPTALK]

Since the saints won't need any help winning the super bowl this season.
I would give Rachel Maddow some serious cock and make her turn straight while enjoying the Braves and Pelicans win respective titles

 

[MikeB]

People understimate how those 5 extra seconds can help your image

I'm not proud

 

[mountain]

Maddow. With Rosie you would have to part seven layers of folded fat to get to the target. Rosie would take too much work and when you think you are finished she would tell you to "get your ass to get back down there, you ain't done until I say you are done"

After I checked Maddow's id I would make her wear a blond wig so she wouldn't look like a 12 year old boy. Looking at facial contortions is inherent, I have to look and I don't want to see a
pre-pubescent kid getting off.

Either way at least I wouldn't be cleaning up after another dude.

 

[HamGlaze]

Where the hell is Everfresh? He'd do both in a threesome.

Where's he been anyways? I really miss all of us doing elbow drops on his inflated ego.

 

[pocketrockets]

Where the hell is Everfresh? He'd do both in a threesome.

Where's he been anyways? I really miss all of us doing elbow drops on his inflated ego.

He retired after I gave him some Sweet Chin Music and made a poll about it... he now cries and is pissed all the time, like Bret Hart

 

[Bruins4Life]

I'd do Rosie O Donnell and tell her how fat and slutty she is the entire time. I'd do alot of girls. Hell in high school, I let a borderline retarded girl blow me a few times. She was good too. Girl prob. blew 100 guys.

Did your parents know you were sneaking into your sister's room?