A middle aged Chicana had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience and the Creator appeared before her. Seeing the Creator she asked, "Dios mio, is my time up?"
Dios said, "No mijita, you have another 43 years, 2 months & 8 days to live."
The Chicana decided to stay in the hospital and have ' THE WORKS' done: face-lift, liposuction, chi-chi- lift, nalga lift, and pansa tuck. She was all excited because she knew she had a long life ahead and
wanted to look bien chingona!!! After her final operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way to a taqueria, she was hit and killed by a bus.
Arriving in front of the Creator, she demanded, "Orale pues.....que
paso? I thought you said I had another 40 years to go? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that pinche bus?"
The Creator replied, "Orale loca, I didn't recognize you!"
Dios said, "No mijita, you have another 43 years, 2 months & 8 days to live."
The Chicana decided to stay in the hospital and have ' THE WORKS' done: face-lift, liposuction, chi-chi- lift, nalga lift, and pansa tuck. She was all excited because she knew she had a long life ahead and
wanted to look bien chingona!!! After her final operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way to a taqueria, she was hit and killed by a bus.
Arriving in front of the Creator, she demanded, "Orale pues.....que
paso? I thought you said I had another 40 years to go? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that pinche bus?"
The Creator replied, "Orale loca, I didn't recognize you!"
I thought it was pretty funny, glad someone liked it
