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Liberal Man wants to know who the hell got him fired and MAGA "owes" him a job!
"So I got fired from my job today because one of you guys decided to send my videos — my Charlie Kirk videos — to my boss. Yeah. I don’t know who did it; they won’t tell me. They were sent anonymously to my boss.
My boss pulled me in the office today, and he pulls up his phone and says, “This you?” I looked at it and said, “Nah boss, that ain’t me.” And then, of course, I pop up on screen, so I can’t deny that it was me.
Who did it, MAGA? Which one of you guys got me fired, bro? Sent my video to my boss. Who does that? Yo. And on top of that, you got my account almost banned, bro.
I didn’t—even, boy, I didn’t even say nothing bad about Charlie, alright? We had our differences, but I didn’t know the guy. I didn’t care. You know what I’m saying? I make conspiracy videos, yo.
You guys got me fired. Fired from my job. Now what? Now how am I supposed to buy my Pokémon cards? How am I supposed to buy my double cheeseburgers — no pickle, extra fry, barbecue sauce with my chicken nugget — how am I supposed to buy that now?
I bought that every night I got off of work. Love McDonald’s, bro. More than I love Charlie Kirk. And now you guys got me fired. Boy. MAGA, one of you guys owe me a job now. Not cool."