Celebrity your WIFE or Girlfriend most resembles, EVERYONE MUST PARTICIPATE!

[Journeyman]

Ok guys now is the time to check your ego at the door...Please let everyone know WHO your better half looks like ?

Which Celebrity does your spouse or girlfriend most resemble?

We already know Oldfriend`s woman looks like Bea Arthur from MAUDE and Golden Girls fame

 

[BigRagu]

Ok Journey.. I'll go first.. All my friends say she looks like Helen Hunt.


Next..

 

[lander]

"We already know Oldfriend`s woman looks like Bea Auther from MAUDE and Golden Girls fame"
LMAO

I can attest to the following :

Lander's - Shakira
RPM's - Rosie O'Donell
General's - Grimmace from McDonalds
BHB Justin - Lizzy Maguire

OutandUp - Jared the subway guy
Ken - Frenchie from American Idol

 

[MadCapper]

Mine actually does look like Jennifer Garner. Just not as dark.

-MC

 

[dogball]

Everyone says Julia Roberts , I think she looks more like Sandra Bullock, she is hot, but a real pain in the ass.

 

[MadCapper]

Dogball,

Whats been up, my friend?

Hows bases been treating you?

I miss Super Scout. How bout you?

-MC

 

[WalkofLife]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>she is hot, but a real pain in the ass. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!! Aren't they all, dog?

 

[PanchoSanza]

Jamie Lee Curtis.

 

[MadCapper]

So........

Q. If your wife is barking at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, which do you let in?



A. The dog. Because the dog stops barking after it gets in.

-MC

 

[dogball]

Walk- Damn straight partner. Mine more then most , Im sure of it

Madcapper-
Glad to see you ripping them up as well, all good on my end, thanks. Hard to accept the end of any life so young, especially one so generous and kind as scout. MOre on that at the hof introduction soon. He was a keynote presence here.

 

[Angelle]

 

[jjgold]

Never really had one, sorry.

 

[WalkofLife]

Hey Angelle:

Do you know why women bleed once a month?

'Cos they fvcking deserve it...

 

[MadCapper]

Okay heres a mean one....

Q. Why do women get yeast infections?

A. So they can also know what its like to live with an irritating cu-nt.

-MC

 

[Railbird]

my maid looks like Fernando Valenzuela.

 

[Froggy]

I dated a girl who was Reece Witherspoons exact twin. I mean, it was uncanny. People used to stop us in restaurants and on the sidewalk. It was pretty weird for a while.

Also dated a girl who looked just like Jennifer Connelly(sp?). I did not know who it was until I saw her in a magazine. Pretty damn close look-a-like, though.

Froggy

 

[Fishhead]

Currently with none.......of the last 10 girlfriends I have, only a few have looked like anybody famous. These include:

BO DEREK

CINDY CRAWFORD

WHOOPIE GOLDBERG

JOYCE DEWITT

 

[exilarch]

Twenty five years ago, my wife looked like Selma Hayak.

 

[lander]

Exilarch, does she still look good?

I was (honestly) going to say mine looks like a young Selma.

 

[jateeluv]

my ex girlfriend looked like beyonce...but then she got fat.