3 Guys die and go to heaven ...
St Peter meets them at the pearly gates and tells them they've all been accepted , but they must first answer a question and depending on how they answer the question will determine what type of vehicle they will have to travel the highway of heaven in.
- The question was ; Were you always loyal and faithful to your spouse or significant other , or did you ever sneak around and cheat ?
The first guy told St Peter that he fell in love with his wife the day he met her , and he never even looked at another woman. - St Peter thanked him and gave him a Rolls Royce.
The second guy told St Peter there was one time he had an indiscretion with a secretary but he confessed to his wife and repented and it never happened again. - St Peter thanked him and gave him a Ford.
The 3rd guy told St Peter he just couldnt help himself , he was a playa , and he could never be true to just one woman. - St Peter thanked him and gave him a 10-speed bicycle.
..... A few days later , the guy on the bicycle came accross the guy in the rolls royce pulled off the side of the road crying and sobbing and just carrying on ! The guy on the bike asked "what could be so wrong , you made it to heaven and have a nice car , look at me i'm on a bicycle" ?
The guy in the rolls royce answered , " i just passed my wife a few miles down the road , she was on roller skates"