Care to explain why coaches prefer to suck a d*ck instead of kicking a field goal?

[RunMaker]

At the 20 yard line, 55 seconds remain. Trailing by 10 points. It is 4th down and 13. You need to get inside the 7 yard line.

Would you rather kick a 37 yard field goal (for the 3 points you need anyways) or do you go for it on 4th and 13?




Now at this point we take Les Miles out of the question because he has some kind of supercomputer not even aliens have access to. But any other human being, or coach, would kick the fucking field goal, then give your team a shot recover the ball with 50 seconds left and down by 7.


So what are these fucking coaches doing? I just don't understand.



In this thread I'm going to name a coach who does this every time this happens.



#1. Steve Sarkisian

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

My vote for thread title of the year.

 

[Mr.Jones]

They are stupid people.

 

[theMadMan]

it depends on the point spread,,,,

 

[Illini]

At the 20 yard line, 55 seconds remain. Trailing by 10 points. It is 4th down and 13. You need to get inside the 7 yard line.

Would you rather kick a 37 yard field goal (for the 3 points you need anyways) or do you go for it on 4th and 13?




Now at this point we take Les Miles out of the question because he has some kind of supercomputer not even aliens have access to. But any other human being, or coach, would kick the fucking field goal, then give your team a shot recover the ball with 50 seconds left and down by 7.


So what are these fucking coaches doing? I just don't understand.



In this thread I'm going to name a coach who does this every time this happens.



#1. Steve Sarkisian

Hilarious and absolutely true. I love Les Miles. He's good for college football and loves his players and can motivate like nobody else. I would definitely want my kid to play for him. But he's the stupidest sonofabitch alive.

 

[RunMaker]

Hilarious and absolutely true. I love Les Miles. He's good for college football and loves his players and can motivate like nobody else. I would definitely want my kid to play for him. But he's the stupidest sonofabitch alive.

Ha ha. Post of the century.

He is very likeable. No doubt about that.

Fucking Skins' coach pulled this shit on Thursday. And they ended up fumbling it out of the endzone and got ZERO points.

 

[bounceback]

At the 20 yard line, 55 seconds remain. Trailing by 10 points. It is 4th down and 13. You need to get inside the 7 yard line.

Would you rather kick a 37 yard field goal (for the 3 points you need anyways) or do you go for it on 4th and 13?




Now at this point we take Les Miles out of the question because he has some kind of supercomputer not even aliens have access to. But any other human being, or coach, would kick the fucking field goal, then give your team a shot recover the ball with 50 seconds left and down by 7.


So what are these fucking coaches doing? I just don't understand.



In this thread I'm going to name a coach who does this every time this happens.



#1. Steve Sarkisian

:monsters-