OK, I'll give this a shot since he's decided to play in my MLB parlays and I don't have an interpreter here in North Carolina. I think, and this has got to be the scariest point of the post, he's an Uber driver. Lyft has to be loving that. I think he drives his bookie from point A to point B at times because the Book has a problem with DUI's (that's the "502" part, cop lingo for DUI), but because the line has gone to 9, the Book isn't going anywhere but BM is gonna do his Uber thing anyway and accordingly, will miss watching the game. I'm taking action on my interpretation and giving the house 10:1 odds. Who wants in???
~T~
OK, I'll give this a shot since he's decided to play in my MLB parlays and I don't have an interpreter here in North Carolina. I think, and this has got to be the scariest point of the post, he's an Uber driver. Lyft has to be loving that. I think he drives his bookie from point A to point B at times because the Book has a problem with DUI's (that's the "502" part, cop lingo for DUI), but because the line has gone to 9, the Book isn't going anywhere but BM is gonna do his Uber thing anyway and accordingly, will miss watching the game. I'm taking action on my interpretation and giving the house 10:1 odds. Who wants in???
~T~
TMader - you are now the resident translator. How did you decipher that??
I thought he was saying: He bet on GSW earlier, but then Leonard was ruled out so the line moved to 9. Since this happened, his bookie, who wears Levis 502 jeans and who he drives around in his Uber, cancelled his bet so he decided to go to work tonight and will not watch the game...
OK, let me shake the head a couple of times and get the pupils back in alignment, a wee bit too much good MacCallan past hour or so. Hook'Em, started out with the same thinkin about the Levis, they're a former client of mine from back in the 90's, so the 502's hit me first. But Fountain Valley is in Orange County, Levis is San Francisco so that ruled out the jeans. I'm a rather large investor in a number of medical marijuana companies, and the 502 came up again in my mind with Washington States reg/rule/law, whatever about DUI due to too much THC in the brain, LOL. And then I remembered the overall DUI connotation of the "502" by cops. If I don't have this interpretation dead nats azzzzz down, I'll buy the man a drink.....but I'm pretty damn sure I gots it. Whether I'll put up with that shit for the entire MLB season is a whole notha matter.
~T~
OK, I'll give this a shot since he's decided to play in my MLB parlays and I don't have an interpreter here in North Carolina. I think, and this has got to be the scariest point of the post, he's an Uber driver. Lyft has to be loving that. I think he drives his bookie from point A to point B at times because the Book has a problem with DUI's (that's the "502" part, cop lingo for DUI), but because the line has gone to 9, the Book isn't going anywhere but BM is gonna do his Uber thing anyway and accordingly, will miss watching the game. I'm taking action on my interpretation and giving the house 10:1 odds. Who wants in???
~T~