Front desk clerk's verifying reservations..
"well i have a fishhead and a butternuts, but i'm short an Omnivorous Frog"
Do you have an identity? no i don't....well that's sad...I mean i dont have a reservation for an Identity...
"has anyone seen a pitbull or a Greendoberman?"...no but i saw a winkyduck and and a railbird walking by....
We need a Tampa table please for Mr Jones, Bucsfan67, Fishhead, and Hacheman....Please put an EagleswinBowl, or Raiders72001 there as well, just for bragging rights...
Please set up a table with crablegs for Journeyman, Lander, Rpm, and the MDkid....
we will need a military table for The General, Co-captain, and the Major....(wow the talk around that table)
"Please ask guests Railbird, Birdman, Jaybird, and Eagles, to not shit on "tomorrow's Newspaper, no matter how tempted they are....
Please give Mr Ken, and Unclebutternuts rooms' as close to the bar as possible...
We will also need rooms with computer hookups for The General and Journeyman, or otherwise, we better put them close to the bar as well..
Paging a "sick gambler" or a "drunkguy" to the front desk, "sick gambler" or a "drunkguy" to the front desk, and 300 people show up....
"well i have a fishhead and a butternuts, but i'm short an Omnivorous Frog"
Do you have an identity? no i don't....well that's sad...I mean i dont have a reservation for an Identity...
"has anyone seen a pitbull or a Greendoberman?"...no but i saw a winkyduck and and a railbird walking by....
We need a Tampa table please for Mr Jones, Bucsfan67, Fishhead, and Hacheman....Please put an EagleswinBowl, or Raiders72001 there as well, just for bragging rights...
Please set up a table with crablegs for Journeyman, Lander, Rpm, and the MDkid....
we will need a military table for The General, Co-captain, and the Major....(wow the talk around that table)
"Please ask guests Railbird, Birdman, Jaybird, and Eagles, to not shit on "tomorrow's Newspaper, no matter how tempted they are....
Please give Mr Ken, and Unclebutternuts rooms' as close to the bar as possible...
We will also need rooms with computer hookups for The General and Journeyman, or otherwise, we better put them close to the bar as well..
Paging a "sick gambler" or a "drunkguy" to the front desk, "sick gambler" or a "drunkguy" to the front desk, and 300 people show up....