Bush Suffers Cuts, Bruises While Biking

[wilheim]

CRAWFORD, Texas - President Bush suffered cuts and bruises early Saturday afternoon when he fell while mountain biking on his ranch, White House spokesman Trent Duffy said.
Bush was on the 16th mile of a 17-mile ride when he fell, Duffy said. He was riding with a military aide, members of the Secret Service and his personal physician, Dr. Richard Tubbs.
"He had minor abrasions and scratches on his chin, upper lip, nose, right hand and both knees," Duffy said. "Dr. Tubbs, who was with him, cleaned his scratches, said he was fine. The Secret Service (news - web sites) offered to drive him back to the house. He declined and finished his ride."
Bush was wearing his bike helmet and a mouth guard when the mishap occurred. Duffy said he didn't know exactly how the accident happened.
"It's been raining a lot and the topsoil is loose," the spokesman said. "You know this president. He likes to go all out. Suffice it to say he wasn't whistling show tunes."
Duffy said Bush probably would be wearing a bandage on his chin during a party Saturday night for his daughter, Jenna, who graduated from the University of Texas earlier in the day. Bush left Crawford shortly after the bike mishap for the party in Austin.

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The bike will be executed early next month.


wil.

 

[Shotgun]

What race was the bike Wil?

 

[PatPatriot]

had to be french made.

 

[bulldog77]

Is there anything he can't fu#@ up?!

 

[angusr]

"You know this president. He likes to go all out. Suffice it to say he wasn't whistling show tunes."

 

[Brazil4Worldcup2002]

By hitting his head his IQ dropped from 50 to 45.

 

[Lt.Dan]

Junior has always been a thrill seeker, living on the edge. Just like the war years when he flew missions for the Texas Air NG. If he fell on his head, no damage is possible.

Semper Fi,

Lt. Dan

 

[barman]

"You know this president. He likes to go all out."

Bush was wearing his bike helmet and a mouth guard.

BAR: While riding a bicycle on his private property? Sounds like a real pu$$y to me.

 

[lander]

What was that other gizmo that he fell off of last year? It was supposed to be "uncrashable", well, at least it was until the stupid elf hopped on.

Too bad he did land on a rattle snake.

 

[eldiablo]

Wow .....look at the last four responses .....get a life guys. Lt. Dan, you must be the toughest, most honorable, most accomplished military guy of all-time. The world is so lucky to have you. Yippee for Lt. Dan !!!!!!

Remember Clinton jogging down to McDonalds..... those fat pasty legs in short aqua running shorts.

 

[Oceans11]

In January 2002, he grazed his cheek after choking on a pretzel and fainting.

And in June 2003, he fell off his hi-tech Segway scooter which is designed to be self balancing.

..It looks like whatever in life he has a go at, he ends up falling on his ass...

The presidency seems to be no exception.
(And he only got that because it was rigged by his in-laws.)

 

[Illini]

eek- rigged by his in-laws? You guys are unbelieveable. The Democrats made a total mockery of the election process in that ordeal.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Illini,yes we democrats are the root of all evil in the world.Don't worry though,Im sure as we speak Ashcroft is pushing through a law to have us all shot on sight.

 

[Illini]

Not what I said, Wapner.

 

[jimbutorac]

Title: Bush suffers cuts, bruises while biking

I told him not to try it without his training wheels.

seriously, this guy is the biggest klutz since Ford. Anyone care to post odds on whether he can walk and chew gum at the same time?

All that drinkin' and snorting coke when he was younger must be catching up to him...

 

[cussin'it]

News flash: it really wasn't a biking accident.

Daddy boxed him upside the head for "just being stupid"

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