Britney Spears set to drag NASCAR out of the trailer park, and into the gutter with new movie.

UncleButternutts · Jul 23, 2003

The Sun Times

Singer Britney Spears remains revved up to star in a NASCAR-themed movie. Motorsportstv.com said a North Carolina newspaper report saying she probably wouldn't be doing the film "is false. The project is still being developed with Britney Spears Productions, and Britney is still very much involved.''

UncleButternutts · Jul 23, 2003

elgordo · Jul 23, 2003

i might actually watch nascar after the movie comes out just for britney.

JackDee · Jul 23, 2003

i wouldn't watch britney had she been in a gang bang lesbian porn flick.

Actually, i ve watched plenty of porn flicks where the gals where far better than this plain looking, small silicon tited no curve, bleach fake blond hair, sub par, crack whore (excuse my french) britney.

Actually i ve met whores, restaurant girls, 7/11 girls etc, that were miles better looking, and singing, and talking, and thinking, and f....icking i suppose than her.

Actually, let me just say claudia cardinale.

nuff said.

WalkofLife · Jul 23, 2003

Damn Jack... so what are you saying? You like Brit, right?

I'd certainly hit that shit. More than 4 times.
It'd be kind of a hit-and-run situation though.

UncleButternutts · Jul 23, 2003

Jack, go snort a few Xanax, you high strung fukker.

No curves? Wtf? I bet you masterbate to Oprah.

WalkofLife · Jul 23, 2003

Yeah Unks, Rosie O'Donnell probably gives Jack a boner...

JackDee · Jul 23, 2003

ub, i like me women well curvy man!

And no oprah wont qualify, more like that lead singer from them band, um, whaz their name..., destiny's child or something.

btw, walk i d hit it too, but that's beside the point, i hit on principle!

UncleButternutts · Jul 23, 2003

JackDee · Jul 23, 2003

you telling me you d rather hit that piece of britney sub par porn ass, than this: (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Phaedrus · Jul 23, 2003

Wow, Britney got a job? I guess we won't be seeing her on the corner of Hollywood and Vine anymore ... til like 2005 or something ...

Damn. And I was just about to head out to LA to *help* the poor girl out.

Phaedrus

PS. UB, there's a message waiting for you in the RR. New H.I.P. party game!

JackDee · Jul 23, 2003

as much as i d hit that affore-pictured britney, hit it till kingdom, or should i say revolution, come, i cant help but notice the slanting legs, the high heels completely unsuited for her, the crass lowering of the hot pants to show a bit of peripheral skin, the fake boobs and tan, the whole tastelessnes of her outfit, the fake liza minneli hat, the thick make up and the "without it she d be lost" eyeliner and mascara.

Like i said i d hit it on principle, but other than that...nah...

UncleButternutts · Jul 23, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> you telling me you d rather hit that piece of britney sub par porn ass, than this: (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uh, yeah, probably...

JackDee · Jul 23, 2003

this:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??

alright ub, different strokes for different folks...

UncleButternutts · Jul 23, 2003

Yo, Gak Master, you don't really think i missed that edit, do you?

Jack, how long have you been a Manilow fan? 25 years?

TTinCO · Jul 23, 2003

"Jack, go snort a few Xanax, you high strung fukker."

How well does that work?

p.s. You mailbox is full & bouncing emails UB

JackDee · Jul 23, 2003

lmao!

that jack dee at the back, nice touch.

let me tell you though barry migh have already hit it!!!

UncleButternutts · Jul 23, 2003

LOL
I was wondering if you would notice that.

TT, sorry, i am emptying it out now..Been a crazy week man.

Btw, Jack, don't get me wrong, i would most definitely HIT IT..

JackDee · Jul 23, 2003

you really should of not posted this destiny's child pic ub, i off for some more rum and coke now to handle it's impact more calmly.

wanderer · Jul 23, 2003

>you telling me you d rather hit that piece of britney sub par porn ass, than this: (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Wow what kind of crack are you smoking?
I would watch any bad film if Britney Spears one of the hottest women in the universe is in it. As for the chicks you posted, they look like crack whores and even trying to compare them to Brit is ludicrous. You got some weird taste buddy.