Britney gets Hitched in Vegas, Thatta girl!

[BillDozer]

Boy is she gonna be pissed the next day when she finds out the new blackjack payout!

 

[red007]

marriage will last less than a year

 

[lander]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3869708/

"The 22-year-old diva married Jason Allen Alexander early Saturday at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Strip, according to People.com, the online arm of the Time Warner publication."

God, I hope it's not this Jason Alexander (George from Seinfeld)

http://www.eonline.com/Facts/People/Bio/0,128,17480,00.html

 

[bryan305]

Wow, she really went all out, didn't she

 

[mvbski]

slim got married

 

[PatPatriot]

Hope he dosen't mind eating my fxckin!

 

[TheFunkMonkey]

What a publicity whore. Yet another stunt designed to sell more records.

 

[www.cappersnetwork.com]

I was there over the new year playing poker at the Mirage and my girl called me to tell me she was pissed that they closed down Versace and kicked her out so they could shut down the store so Brittany could shop in private. You would think she was the president or something.

MC

 

[Buffalo66]

Didn't she know George Costanza has a "girlfriend"?

 

[Angelle]

hahahahah-

do they do pre-nups in vegas?

 

[TheGeneral+]

Pictures?

 

[red007]

spears already going to get annulment.
slut was probably drunk and alexander thought he'd hit hit the lottery. wonder if he will get any money out of this?

 

[Fishhead]

She is stating it was a joke and is getting it dismissed.

 

[lander]

If I had a young daughter I wouldn't let her watch that skanky Spears. She has no self-respect and is piss poor role model to the children that envy her.

On top of that her music isn't that good.

She's the next Jacko.

 

[RobFunk]

it is definatly not that Jason Alexander. . .shes also seeking an annulment already. this has to be a record of some kind at least for celebritys

spears

 

[stolidog]

If it was Costanza, the ceremony could have gone like...

Preacher - Do you, Ho Bag, take the short, stocky 'Can't Stand Ya' to be your trailer park husband?
BS - I still love Justin
JA - You know I always wanted to be an architect - Hey bitch, lick these envelopes
BS - This envelope tastes like a combo of Madonna's spit and Justin's juice.
JA - I'll be right back - I'm about to lose a contest cause I am not the master of my own domain...

If only she were to marry good old George.

 

[HaveAGoodOne]

His real name is actually Jason Greenspan? Constanza I mean.

 

[vinividivinci]

Interestingly enough (to me at least) is the fact that my first ex-wife and I got married at that same wedding chapel, many years ago.

Looks like mistakes happen there with some degree of frequency!


VVV

 

[sandmanfromlv]

a few drinks and some loose inhibitions...I think we've all been there

 

[red007]

i wonder if George Maloof has banged britney