To start things off, let's talk a little bit about Brent Musberger's performace during the USC U-Dub game yesterday. Absolute degeneracy. I've been following Brent's degeneracy for a few years now, but last night's performance was absolutely ridiculous. It was obvious to everyone that Brent had UDub ML. Let's review some quotes.Score is 0-0.... Go to commercial... "And Washington, a three touchdown dog, is howling for an upset up here in the Northwest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Score is 0-0..... UDub has a TD pass to the endzone..... In a wild, excited tone: "And WASHINGTON has scored, pulling past the #1 team!!!!!!!!!!"Score is 7-0.... USC scores a touchdown... In a somber tone: "And the #1 team pulls within one point of the tie". Really Brent?Score is 7-14.... USC's Staffon Johnson has a 10+ yard run into the endzone.... In a somber tone: "Staffon Johnson"UDub gets called for roughing the QB after USC has been called for four personal fouls..... "I really don't think that's a penalty, Herb"I was plastered, so I don't remember the rest of the quotes, but there were some good ones.Anyway, here's the thing. Me and my fraternity brothers here at USC have had a pretty solid theory about Mario Danello. You know Mario--the guy who missed two extra points and one FG in the Rose Bowl last year, and then jumped off a cliff in Malibu or Newport Beach or some shit. We have determined that Mario was involved in some form of gambling--he missed one extra point in his four year career until the Rose Bowl, and then he suddenly misses an FG and two extra points? He obviously was trying to throw the game, failed, and then killed himself because he was in debt to mobsters. That much has been determined--this is fact.However, last night we discovered something.Guess who gave the play by play for the 2007 Rose Bowl. We had a pledge look it up. Guess who gave the play by play?Brent.Musberger.That is fact.This is our theory: Brent Musberger pushed Mario Danello off that cliff. Brent had money on USC. Brent paid Mario to blow the game. Mario blew his operation, so Brent met up with him and threw him off the cliff.I am going to the Cal-USC game in a few weeks. On ESPN Gameday, you will all see a poster with the following: "Brent Musberger killed Mario Danello."