* Is it smart for a mother to abandon her young children and jet around the country with an older, married man?
* When field dressing a moose, you bleed it, break the bones, slice it, then gut it. Gov. Palin, how would that experience guide your Social Security policy?
* Joe, when you talk to Barack, does he ever mention me?
* Yes, I've written an inaugurational book titled “The Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama.” But to be fair, I've also written one to be released if Obama loses — “The Breakdown: Politics and Race in the Age of a Cancer-Splotched Crank and a Stupid Moose-Hunting Whore.” Too subtle?
* Should taxes be doubled or tripled? And what about the second year?
* Gov. Palin, please briefly explain how Quantum Chromodynamics give rise to the physics of nuclei and nuclear constituents. And Sen. Biden, in response, what's your favorite color?
* So what salary range is Obama considering for his White House press secretary? Full medical/dental, I assume?
* Time for audience questions. Remember to limit the subjects to Delaware history, Washington cocktail parties and male pattern baldness.
* Senator, describe what would be the best method to treat Russia after its invasion of Georgia?
* Governor, what tastes better, the beating hearts of baby harp seals or the beating hearts of baby polar bears?
* Senator, given the recent financial crisis, what, in your opinion, is the best resolution, and how would you stop the Republicans from blocking further bailout measures?
* Governor, how does it feel to be a token pick by a cynical, rich, old white man, selling out feminist principles to further your own political desires?
* Senator, being part of an historical ticket, explain how the election of Obama to the presidency would transform the world into a peaceful, loving place.
* Governor, if you’re really pro-life, then why aren’t you at home, barefoot and pregnant, taking care of your special needs child? Don’t you think it would have been better for all of society had you not drowned your baby in a bucket instead of letting him become a burden to you, your husband, and all of society? I mean, imagine all those dollars sucked away by your preening infant that could have gone to health care of the unemployed and homeless children?
* Senator, can you explain why you were added to the Obama ticket and how it shows great leadership by Obama to have complemented himself with someone older and wiser in policy making and foreign policy?
* Governor, can you name the Prime Minister of any of these countries? Trinidad, LIberia, Madagascar, Laos?
How can you possibly be qualified, Governor, if you don’t know who any of these people are?
* Senator, can you name the Prime Minister of Russia, England, or Canada?
* Last question, Governor. Are you sleeping with John McCain?
* When field dressing a moose, you bleed it, break the bones, slice it, then gut it. Gov. Palin, how would that experience guide your Social Security policy?
* Joe, when you talk to Barack, does he ever mention me?
* Yes, I've written an inaugurational book titled “The Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama.” But to be fair, I've also written one to be released if Obama loses — “The Breakdown: Politics and Race in the Age of a Cancer-Splotched Crank and a Stupid Moose-Hunting Whore.” Too subtle?
* Should taxes be doubled or tripled? And what about the second year?
* Gov. Palin, please briefly explain how Quantum Chromodynamics give rise to the physics of nuclei and nuclear constituents. And Sen. Biden, in response, what's your favorite color?
* So what salary range is Obama considering for his White House press secretary? Full medical/dental, I assume?
* Time for audience questions. Remember to limit the subjects to Delaware history, Washington cocktail parties and male pattern baldness.
* Senator, describe what would be the best method to treat Russia after its invasion of Georgia?
* Governor, what tastes better, the beating hearts of baby harp seals or the beating hearts of baby polar bears?
* Senator, given the recent financial crisis, what, in your opinion, is the best resolution, and how would you stop the Republicans from blocking further bailout measures?
* Governor, how does it feel to be a token pick by a cynical, rich, old white man, selling out feminist principles to further your own political desires?
* Senator, being part of an historical ticket, explain how the election of Obama to the presidency would transform the world into a peaceful, loving place.
* Governor, if you’re really pro-life, then why aren’t you at home, barefoot and pregnant, taking care of your special needs child? Don’t you think it would have been better for all of society had you not drowned your baby in a bucket instead of letting him become a burden to you, your husband, and all of society? I mean, imagine all those dollars sucked away by your preening infant that could have gone to health care of the unemployed and homeless children?
* Senator, can you explain why you were added to the Obama ticket and how it shows great leadership by Obama to have complemented himself with someone older and wiser in policy making and foreign policy?
* Governor, can you name the Prime Minister of any of these countries? Trinidad, LIberia, Madagascar, Laos?
How can you possibly be qualified, Governor, if you don’t know who any of these people are?
* Senator, can you name the Prime Minister of Russia, England, or Canada?
* Last question, Governor. Are you sleeping with John McCain?
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