Hey man, I'm actually not in Vegas for the Bash, unfortunately. Hope you guys have a great time. My brother is out there, I'm sure you'll meet him on Saturday if you haven't already.
Needless to say, if I was out there I'd definitely eat some motherfucking french toast with you. Sounds real good right about now. Fuck.
Tell whalewager/georgejefferson not to worry; I'm taking care of his wife and kids this weekend. He'll buy you a drink.
