Boys Make Fun Of Weight But Why Am Averaging 6.7 A Carry??

[jjgold]

In Tackle Football??

I am in the B League and we are 7-2 going into last few weeks. All you boys make fun of my 5-4, 299 or so frame but why am I the starting I-Back for our team?? The league consists of guys that were good HS players and some Div 3 players. Average age in the league is around 47 or so. We have 2 guys on offensive line in the late 60's.

You laugh and i keep piling up the yards and had a classic run from 11 yards out on a draw in which I barreled over two guys, one was 34 or so and the other guy was around 64.

Yeh took a screen 48 yards yesterday for a score, 14-83 also on the ground. I might look fat but have quick feet. Why do I get strong tosses to the weak side??? If I can get someone to film me I will put a link up if possible and you will be amazed how athletic I really am for my weight.

Good Luck Guys

 

[TheGeneral+]

You are funny, but no BeantownJim.

:drink:

 

[CalmMcEnroe]

In Tackle Football??

I am in the B League and we are 7-2 going into last few weeks. All you boys make fun of my 5-4, 299 or so frame but why am I the starting I-Back for our team?? The league consists of guys that were good HS players and some Div 3 players. Average age in the league is around 47 or so. We have 2 guys on offensive line in the late 60's.

You laugh and i keep piling up the yards and had a classic run from 11 yards out on a draw in which I barreled over two guys, one was 34 or so and the other guy was around 64.

Yeh took a screen 48 yards yesterday for a score, 14-83 also on the ground. I might look fat but have quick feet. Why do I get strong tosses to the weak side??? If I can get someone to film me I will put a link up if possible and you will be amazed how athletic I really am for my weight.

Good Luck Guys

You are like Refridgerator Perry but shorter and fatter.

 

[JudgeWapner]

34 cross buck on two. Go.

 

[Fishhead]

JJ- Do you still play Bridge on Tuesday nights?

How do you find time for all these activities?

Amazing!

 

[jjgold]

Son I graduated to 3 card Monte and $100 a hand

 

[JudgeWapner]

The Coach is a renaissance man.

 

[Fishhead]

Son I graduated to 3 card Monte and $100 a hand

:biglaugh: ok

 

[JudgeWapner]

He also bakes one hell of a muffin.

 

[Dante]

good luck coach!!!! let us know how far you get in the playoffs

 

[jjgold]

Judgy try to catch me going wide. I can turn the corner on a strong toss right better than anyone in my league and we have 3 guys that played Div 3 ball and are only 29 yrs old and in great shape.

I would say 95% of posters here are very clumsy, maybe smart but clumsy

No biggie though

 

[JudgeWapner]

Coach,I still got the hands,but the legs ain't what they used to be. As a friend of mine said [former Golden Gloves winner] I got the balls,I just ain't got the tools no more.

 

[max1234]

JJ,

I'm not doubting your yards per carry but just how slanted is that field? And do they take you out when you have to go uphill? Just curious....

 

[TheGeneral+]

Coach,I still got the hands,but the legs ain't what they used to be. As a friend of mine said [former Golden Gloves winner] I got the balls,I just ain't got the tools no more.

I'm getting there.

 

[dimeplayersonly]

GENERAL.....................sir with all due respect, btj is nowhere near the type of poster JJgold is...................JJ is a hands on type poster he has been there done that...............btj sits at home and listens to his wife rant and rave.......do you actually think for a minute JJ would have any of that????



an apology should be forthcoming...........



Judge.......nice call on cinncy......

 

[TheGeneral+]

nah, I stand by my statement.

Thanks for the opinion though. :drink:

Although, I agree, we are talking to different styles, one is funnier than the other. I choose BTJ in the humor category.

I like em' both ok.