Folks, I kid you not, you will NEVER believe what happened to me today. I am watching a press conference today and hear that Barry Bonds will be arriving at Dorval Airport in Montreal Sun night at 10 pm for Mondays game. So I decide to go to Sheraton Hotel at 11 pm to see if I can see him there. At first, I don't see him.. Then I go to the Hotel Bar, and who do I see sitting alone there but the man himself, that's right.. it's Barry Bonds... the greatest ballplayer of all time. So I park myself 3 seats from him, so I don't look like a weirdo or a stalker. I don't talk to him for the first 4 minutes. But by now, I see him from the corner of my eye staring at me. I knew he was saying to himself, where do i know this bum, and where have I seen him before?.. So now I start with him. I say, how are you Barry? He says right away, where did I see you before? I say, Barry baby, we have breakfast together every year next door. He then says, oh yeah.. So we start talking, and btw, he was really nice. So after 30 min of talking, he then asks me if there are any good strip joints in the city because he was NOT tired because he had slept all day and on the plane too. So now, here is my greatest moment of all time about to occur. I ask him if he wants me to take him to some good places, and he says, sure, if you don't mind. I then say, Barry buddy, I definitely don't mind sir.
So by now, I am totally freaking out. I really was shocked that he was coming with me, seeing he hardly knew me that well, but he did tell me he can't sleep, and his teammates are all upstairs sleeping, and he doesn't want to go out alone this late in a city he is not familiar with. So I get my car and bring it to the front door, and Barry is there waiting for me and now comes in my car. By now boys, i am totally freaking out. Imagine, the greatest ballplayer of all time, and my hero, is sitting in my car and about to party with me all night in the clubs and downtown.
So we get to the strip and Barry right away orders 2 beers. He gives me one. I say thank you Barry, he says, don't mention it. We didn't talk too much at the strip because of 2 reasons. 1- It was too loud the music, and 2- Barry was too busy looking at the naked bodies. Boy this is one horny guy. He didn't take his eyes off the girls for one second. So we stayed there for 1 full hr only and then left. BTW, Barry bought me 2 total beers in the club and insisted on paying for both. A real classy guy I may say. So now it's 1 am, as we leave the club. He then asks me where else i can take him in town. So I then just cruise in my car, (I have a convertible) which Barry enjoyed because he loved the top down, as it was a great warm summer night here. So we just cruised downtown for 1 hr and all he was saying in the car was, wow, you guys have great girls here in Montreal..
So now, it's 2 am, and Barry still doesn't want to go back to the hotel believe it or not, this guy really has a lot of energy. Now Barry tells me he is starving and wants to eat. So I ask Barry if he wants me to take him to a fine restaurant in the city, and thinking for sure he'd say no, the kid says yes, believe it or not.. So we now go to eat and it's already 2 am. Barry has the Rib Steak with vegetables and a baked potato, and another beer, and I have the lobster with rice and veggies, and a glass of Red Wine. We sat there for 1.5 hrs at the place as the meal took 1 hr to arrive. Barry was really getting restless, i could see it in his eyes. But for that 1 hr, all I could think of was, wow.. I was really living a dream folks. I thought for sure that I would wake up soon and find out it was only a dream, but folks, I kid you not, it was REAL.. So at the restaurant, we talked about his dad, and lots of baseball. Folks, I was sitting 2 feet from Barry Bonds, yes, the legend, Barry Bonds, the greatest ballplayer in the history of baseball.. The future home run king of baseball is hanging the whole night with me alone, Claude, that's right, Sick Gambler
.. This was indeed my greatest moment I had ever lived, hands down.
So now it's 330 am, and Barry tells me he has to go back to the hotel to get something, and make a phone call. So when we get there, he tells me if I want to show him another strip club because he said he is in a mood to look at some pussy.. his exact words. So i say, sure Barry. What am I going to say boys, no??? yeah right!!
Now the great part. It just got better and better boys. The kid asks me to come up with him for a sec and wait for him in his room. He first makes a phone call to his dad to see how he is doing, but finds out he is sleeping. Then he goes in the toilet to take a piss. Boys, you will never believe this..He didn't even wash his hands this dirty bastard.. I promised myself after that that I wouldn't shake his hands the rest of the night. That only lasted about 45 minutes, I just couldn't resist. Afterall, he is Barry Bonds..
So now, we hop back into my car and head for a 24 hr strip club. Barry pays for me again, and has 2 more beers. That's 5 on the night boys for him. This guy can really drink. He even paid for my beer again, and he insisted. Then it was now 4:15am and getting very late. So he decides to call it a night and I drive him back to the hotel. I then get out of the car and shake his hands and give him a big guy hug. I say to him thank you so much Barry baby for the most memorable night of my life, and I told him I know I will NEVER see him again as my spos are leaving for good next year. He then says, I should thank you, not you thank me for showing me around. He couldn't pronounce my name properly all night as he was calling me CLOD.. not Claude. Folks, this barry is one helluva guy.. i really never knew he was this friendly. I know a lot of people think of him as a jerk, but tonight, I saw the opposite. This is really one classy guy.
I just want to end this by saying one thing.. Barry, thank you so much for the great memories. I know I had 2 breakfasts with you before, but this meeting here was by far the most memorable one and I will NEVER forget this night for as long as I live. I am going to have a hard time sleeping tonight as I just got in and am reporting to you all my evening. My adrenaline is still rushing from this great evening. Barry, you are the greatest...
Oh, and by the way, wait till you all hear what happened at the strip joint to Barry. You boys will NEVER believe it in a million years. If you want to know what happened, you MUST go and see it in the Rubber Room section here at RX under a thread titled. "Sick Gambler meets Barry Bonds for 3rd time".
So go read it boys..Once again boys, a truly memorable night for myself. I can't believe I got to spend a whole evening with the one and only, Barry Bonds. the greatest ballplayer that ever lived.
Barry, you are the best..
So we get to the strip and Barry right away orders 2 beers. He gives me one. I say thank you Barry, he says, don't mention it. We didn't talk too much at the strip because of 2 reasons. 1- It was too loud the music, and 2- Barry was too busy looking at the naked bodies. Boy this is one horny guy. He didn't take his eyes off the girls for one second. So we stayed there for 1 full hr only and then left. BTW, Barry bought me 2 total beers in the club and insisted on paying for both. A real classy guy I may say. So now it's 1 am, as we leave the club. He then asks me where else i can take him in town. So I then just cruise in my car, (I have a convertible) which Barry enjoyed because he loved the top down, as it was a great warm summer night here. So we just cruised downtown for 1 hr and all he was saying in the car was, wow, you guys have great girls here in Montreal..
So now, it's 2 am, and Barry still doesn't want to go back to the hotel believe it or not, this guy really has a lot of energy. Now Barry tells me he is starving and wants to eat. So I ask Barry if he wants me to take him to a fine restaurant in the city, and thinking for sure he'd say no, the kid says yes, believe it or not.. So we now go to eat and it's already 2 am. Barry has the Rib Steak with vegetables and a baked potato, and another beer, and I have the lobster with rice and veggies, and a glass of Red Wine. We sat there for 1.5 hrs at the place as the meal took 1 hr to arrive. Barry was really getting restless, i could see it in his eyes. But for that 1 hr, all I could think of was, wow.. I was really living a dream folks. I thought for sure that I would wake up soon and find out it was only a dream, but folks, I kid you not, it was REAL.. So at the restaurant, we talked about his dad, and lots of baseball. Folks, I was sitting 2 feet from Barry Bonds, yes, the legend, Barry Bonds, the greatest ballplayer in the history of baseball.. The future home run king of baseball is hanging the whole night with me alone, Claude, that's right, Sick Gambler
So now it's 330 am, and Barry tells me he has to go back to the hotel to get something, and make a phone call. So when we get there, he tells me if I want to show him another strip club because he said he is in a mood to look at some pussy.. his exact words. So i say, sure Barry. What am I going to say boys, no??? yeah right!!
So now, we hop back into my car and head for a 24 hr strip club. Barry pays for me again, and has 2 more beers. That's 5 on the night boys for him. This guy can really drink. He even paid for my beer again, and he insisted. Then it was now 4:15am and getting very late. So he decides to call it a night and I drive him back to the hotel. I then get out of the car and shake his hands and give him a big guy hug. I say to him thank you so much Barry baby for the most memorable night of my life, and I told him I know I will NEVER see him again as my spos are leaving for good next year. He then says, I should thank you, not you thank me for showing me around. He couldn't pronounce my name properly all night as he was calling me CLOD.. not Claude. Folks, this barry is one helluva guy.. i really never knew he was this friendly. I know a lot of people think of him as a jerk, but tonight, I saw the opposite. This is really one classy guy.
I just want to end this by saying one thing.. Barry, thank you so much for the great memories. I know I had 2 breakfasts with you before, but this meeting here was by far the most memorable one and I will NEVER forget this night for as long as I live. I am going to have a hard time sleeping tonight as I just got in and am reporting to you all my evening. My adrenaline is still rushing from this great evening. Barry, you are the greatest...
Oh, and by the way, wait till you all hear what happened at the strip joint to Barry. You boys will NEVER believe it in a million years. If you want to know what happened, you MUST go and see it in the Rubber Room section here at RX under a thread titled. "Sick Gambler meets Barry Bonds for 3rd time".
So go read it boys..Once again boys, a truly memorable night for myself. I can't believe I got to spend a whole evening with the one and only, Barry Bonds. the greatest ballplayer that ever lived.
Barry, you are the best..
