(BOYS I AM LOSING AN 1/8TH OF AN INCH A YEAR)

[BEANTOWNJIM]

WELL BOYS I DONT HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE REACHED MIDDLE AGE.I AM 43 YEARS OLD AND EVERYBODY KNOWS MY BIRTHDAY IS ON ST.PATRICKS DAY.GUYS I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING SOMETHING THAT IS VERY ALARMING TO ME AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.BOYS WHEN I WAS A STRAPPING YOUNG MAN I BANGED A LOT OF BROADS THEN I MET MY LOVELY WIFE AND SETTLED DOWN SURE I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A FLING AND MAYBE WITH CHOCOLATE BAR IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

BUT I CANT RISK HAVING MY LOVELY WIFE DIVORCE ME.WELL FELLAS HERE IS THE PROBLEM WHEN I SAY I AM LOSING AN 1/8TH AN INCH A YEAR I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT MY HAIR ON MY SCALP I AM TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS SIZE.BOYS I AM NOT EXAGERATING I ONCE HAD A BROAD 20 YEARS AGO SAY BEANTOWN YOU HAVE A PRETTY BIG MAGIC JOHNSON HOWEVER THE LAST GIRL I SLEPT WITH BEFORE I GOT MARRIED SAID WELL BEANTOWN YOUR ABOUT AVERAGE SO I WENT FROM BEING HUGE TO AVERAGE IN 10 YEARS.I DONT DISCUSS THIS WITH MY LOVELY WIFE SHE IS SO CATHOLIC ITS UNBELIEVABLE SHE TEACHES CCD CLASSES ONCE A WEEK.BOYS MY MANHOOD IS REALLY BEING TESTED I HAVENT PUT A TAPE MEASURE ON MY WEINER BUT I CAN SEE I AM LOSING VERY VALUABLE LENGTH.THIS MIGHT BE A DUMB QUESTION BUT DO WE LOSE PENIS SIZE AS WE GET OLDER WITHOUT MY MAGIC JOHNSON I WOULD HAVE NO CONFIDENCE IF I EVER DID DECIDE TO SLEEP WITH THE BLACK CHICK AT THE MINI MARKET.SHRINK HOW BIG IS YOUR TWANG DID IT SHRINK AS YOU GOT OLDER THATS WHY THE GENERAL NICKNAMED YOU THE SHRINK

NOT ONLY IS MY PENIS SHRINKING MY BALLS ARE STARTING TO SAG WHAT THE F-CK THERE HANGING OF THE SIDE OF MY CHAIR AS I TYPE.WELL F-CK THIS I AM GOING TO GET MY MANHOOD BACK I AM ENROLLING INTO A NEW PROGRAM
WWW.PENISENLARGEMENT.COM COME ON BOYS ADMITT IT WE ARE LOSING A LITTLE OF OUR FASTBALLS I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD SEX TWICE IN A DAY WITH MY WIFE OR WITHOUT HER.SO BOYS DONT BE EMBARRASSED COME ON IN AND JOIN THE GROUP THEY GAURENTEE YOU 10 MILES AN HOUR BACK ON YOUR FASTBALL.I JUST SIGNED UP AND I GET A FREE MEMBERSHIP IF I BRING IN 3 MORE GUYS SO LETS GO FELLAS I KNOW EVERY MAN NEEDS A COUPLE MORE INCHES.I READ THIS COMPANIES NEWSLETTER AND THEY CLAIM THEY HAVE PRODUCED 2 PORNO STARS ON GAY GUY AND THE OTHER HETEROSEXUEL THEY BOTH INCREASED THERE PENISES 3 INCHES BY DOING THE COMPANIES EXERCISES.I WILL GET INTO DETAILS ONCE I SIGN UP 3 GUYS,THANKS BOYS FOR THE SUPPORT ITS O.K. FELLAS (I GRIN

WHEN I HAVE 3 MORE INCHES TO PUT IN

)

THE 3 GUYS I THINK THAT COULD USE A BOOST IN THIS FORUM

(MAX 1234) I AM PRETTY SURE THIS GUY IS (A SEXUAL)IF YOUR GOING TO PLAY WITH YOURSELF MAX YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE 3 MORE INCHES

(RAILBIRD) IMAGINE THE FACES ON THOSE YOUNG HOOKERS RAILBIRD IF YOU PULL OUT A WHOPPING 7 INCH MAGIC JOHNSON THEY MIGHT EVEN GIVE YOU A FREE RIDE

AND OF COURSE WHAT WOULD THE MARINES BARRICKS BE LIKE IF OUR OWN GENERAL WHIPPED OUT A 9 INCH POP TENT THE BOYS WONT BE ASKING DONT ASK DONT TELL THEY WILL JUST GRAB HUH GENERAL

HOW MANY QUEERS DO YOU THINK ARE IN IRAQ RIGHT NOW

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MENTION OTHERS IN THE FORUM WHO MIGHT NEED A LITTLE ROCKET BOOST.PLEASE BOYS DONT EVER TELL THE BOYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB MAN JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WILL STRETCH IT BY HOISTING ME UP AND DOWN THE FLAG POLE BY MY WEINER OUCH

 

[Journeyman]

I think the fatter a guy gets , I believe this happens , thank God this hasn`t happened to me...I need my inches to remain at 11

 

[JoeyC]

J Man:

You think Bean Town is a candidate for a latex lover?

 

[max1234]

Hey Stubbie! When you only start with 4 inches it doesn't leave much to lose.

 

[Journeyman]

Joey the C , lol i will let you know, UPS friday

.

 

[PanchoSanza]

Jim you never talk about kids, Journeyman told me you shoot blanks.

Any truth?

 

bean,your dick may be getting shoter,but your bankroll is getting larger

 

[Fishhead]

That post had me rolling Beanhead!
LOL

 

[SteveDJ]

Beantown,

Don't worry Jim, if you go from 6" to 3" you just have to stick in and pull it out TWICE as much.

SDJ

 

[drunkguy]

try the swedisn penis pump, buddy. I hear it works wonders

 

[JackDee]

great post beaner, back to form.

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

LMAO!!!!

Good work Jack nudging Beaner back to his old self a few days ago.

 

[jeffry22]

The reason its happening is becuase as you get older your arteries are slowly clogging and your heart is not able to pump as much blood to your extremities. sorry for the bad news.

 

[jjgold]

Jeff I am only 36 and having issues but I was born with a small beaner.

 

[max1234]

Now I bet that little piece of information doesn't surprise anyone, JJ. Have you considered having a sex change? They might give you a 'low volume' discount...

 

[Jabow]

THe fact is, many men DO lose size as they get older, so enjoy all you can now, bang away guys, its quite unfortunate though, hey buddy what you can do is take a dildo with you for the chick, get her all hot and slip the dildo in, she'll never notice, (hopefully)

ha, ha, of course she will, but we can just hope with all the technology out there, they will come up with something. Shit, I'm 34 I sure hope to banging when I'm 65 to 70 even 75

 

[jjgold]

That dildo idea is clever, maybe then I could be the star i always wanted to in bed.

I rather be a bed star anyway than a posting star.

 

[max1234]

JJ,

Get one with the clit attachment and multiple speeds.... you'll be a bed star in no time flat.

 

[vegasguy39]

Hey JIMBOB

Your Dick doesn't shrink in size. What happens here is that the older you get, the bigger your gut gets.
So you are having a problem seeing your WIENER.

And to quote you: "ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS OVER THE BLANKETS, THAT WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER".

Maybe once in a while you should touch your WEINER so that way you will be assured that it's still there.

I

WHEN I TOUCH MY WEINER.

 

[vegasguy39]

Man

If this post doesn't win "POSTER OF THE WEEK", then judges must be replaced.