Borat Arrested then Released.

[wilheim]

ALMATY (Reuters) - A frustrated Kazakhstani man who could not afford to get married has been released without charge after being caught having sex with a donkey, police said Tuesday. The man, who was only known as Borat, was detained for several days last week after a farmer spotted him with the animal in an abandoned house in the southeastern town of Gardez.
"Borat insisted he had no other choice but the donkey because he could not afford to pay a dowry to get married," a local police officer told Reuters.
The man had since been released without charge, but was given a stern warning, and talking to, he said.
In many parts of Kazakhstan (news - web sites) men must pay at least $3,000 to the parents of their prospective bride, making marriage difficult for many in a country where the average annual income is only a few hundred dollars. Donkeys are now considered a good catch in the region.

Reuters. March 17th. 2004.

 

[TheGeneral+]

Congrats Borat. I will not even talk about the donkey. It is a foreign culture and probably a bigger problem/issue than we know.

Good job

 

[LEYKIS101]

 

[Dante]

whew!! I was going to ask his buddy SG to bail the guy out..or maybe BEANO could have bailed the guy out also...well good luck Boris...glad your out

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

I listen to the Howard Stern and I hear this today. It was not me. It was little cousin Borat. He now has moustach and thinks he is big strong man and can hump anything. There are many Borats in Kazakhstan.

 

[DarrylParsons]

It's a good thing he got him while it's still free. I heard they're considering making it $500 with an affidavit and an equivalent-to-marriage clause. When that legislation gets passed there's no telling where Borat will turn next in his quest for free love.

 

[PatPatriot]

I heard his pick up line was "Why the long face?"

 

[TIGER]

I hope you're committed to make this donkey happy...or was it just a one night stand?

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patriot:
I heard his pick up line was "Why the long face?"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
It's about time you said something funny.

I ask to all of you something. What's better to make the love with a womans then make a baby and pay child support?

Horse+Donkey=Mule
Borat+Donkey=Nothing

In case you did not know. It is not possible to have sexy intercourse with a donkey and to make a baby! Thank you.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Borat,is the goat jealous?

 

[NickyDeuces]

Saw that picture B posted (ole No.6 I think it was) riding a donkey in some sort of polo match. I thought at the time, there is man and animal in perfect harmony - a well oiled machine.

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Ok time too change the subject. I didn't know Hollywood was going to start start testing actors for steroids. Hhas anyone seen Fabio lately?

Man does he look rough. I still wouldnt mind.

 

[DarrylParsons]

Borat,

In the Czech Republic, your ideal mate would be called "Boratova", which is very close to "borotva", which is Hungarian for "razor". That reminds me, there's a guy who caps NBA (very well I might add -- good genes (!??)) named Occam's Razor. Could we be on to something here!!??

 

[TIGER]

BORAT: It is not possible to have sexy intercourse with Fabio and to make a baby! Thank you.

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Is this Tiger from Philly world famous bettor? If man have sexy intercourse with other man then no you cannot have baby. But if I I make love with you I would not be surprised if a few months later I saw bun in oven.

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Borat - Now I go to see English Club.

(Borat introduces himself to the secretary of this particular English Club. A bald chap maybe in his 60s)

Mike - I'm Mike Evans. The club secretary of the club.

Borat - Hello.

Mike - This is the library.

Borat - It's very beautiful room.

Borat - Do you ever throw out member?

Mike - It has been know to happen. Yes.

Borat - If a man get very... drink... And do a dirt... (Borat indicates to his backside)

Mike - Oh no, we wouldn't like that at all.

Borat - You throw out?

Mike - Yes.

Borat - And what if a man wants to make love to a man's bottom?

Mike - We certainly don't approve of that at all.

Borat - We think he is wrong. Maybe he is...

Mike - We do as well. Homosexuality is certainly not encouraged in the club.

Borat - So Gentleman is not homosexual?

Mike - Definitely not.

(Borat is then introduced to a large middle aged chap)

Borat - And you have been to Stringfellows?

Gentleman - No

Borat - It is fun because you have the woman with the big... how you say?

Mike - (Mike joins in from off shot) Mammory glands. Mammory glands is the word you are looking for.

Gentleman - Or breasts.

Borat - Breasts, breasts, like errr... ?

Gentleman - Tits, not a Gentleman's word.

Borat - They have girl there - stands like this (Borat indicates a girl standing with large breasts).

Mike - I'm sure you have them in Kazakhstan as well.

Borat - We have... but they (Borat indicates his imaginary breasts drooping downwards).

Gentleman - Well you mustn't wrestle them so much - clearly you have made them drop.

Borat - But the Tazakh girl is very big.

Mike - So you like those?

Borat - But the Tazakh... with tiny tiny tiny (Borat indicates to his nipples).

Mike - We say horses for courses!

Borat - No we do not do it with horses.

Mike - No it is...

Borat - We do not like with the...

Gentleman - No it is an expression. It means some people like one sort of thing some people like another. English idiom.

Borat - People who like animals to make love is a sick!

Mike - Very sick.

Gentleman - It's not what he meant.

So this ono is funny Generals?

 

[TheGeneral+]

Yes

 

[wilheim]

Borat - You Like???

wil.

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Bigger balls than Walters

Here is one of my favorite scenes from a movie I i saw back home.

No one is ever going to take me seriously if I start shilling now huh Willheim.

 

[wilheim]

We are reduced to posting cojones.

wil.

Borat - what shilling?